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Old 01-08-2022, 08:38 AM
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Q: How many group members does it take to change a light bulb ? šŸ’”
1 to change the light bulb and ____ to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.
Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.
22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jerks.
5 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.
49 to post memes and gifs (several are of Michael Jackson eating popcorn with the words added, ā€œIā€™m just here for the comments.ā€)
19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.
11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.
24 to discuss the merits of LED/swirly fluorescent light bulbs
44 to claim LED and fluorescent bulbs will kill you.
12 to post F.
8 to ask what F means.
7 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to.
15 to say "can't share"
2 to reply "can't share from a closed group"
36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.
15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs.
6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "fĆ·Ć—$"
4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".
13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.
1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.
20 to give up on fb and take their dogs for a walk instead.*****
And then somebody announces they are leaving the group over the light bulb post, and someone replies back that this isn't an airport so you don't need to announce your departure.
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Old 01-08-2022, 08:49 AM
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Old 01-08-2022, 09:39 AM
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Q: How many group members does it take to change a light bulb ? šŸ’”
1 to change the light bulb and ____ to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.
Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.
22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jerks.
5 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.
49 to post memes and gifs (several are of Michael Jackson eating popcorn with the words added, ā€œIā€™m just here for the comments.ā€)
19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.
11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.
24 to discuss the merits of LED/swirly fluorescent light bulbs
44 to claim LED and fluorescent bulbs will kill you.
12 to post F.
8 to ask what F means.
7 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to.
15 to say "can't share"
2 to reply "can't share from a closed group"
36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.
15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs.
6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "fĆ·Ć—$"
4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".
13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.
1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.
20 to give up on fb and take their dogs for a walk instead.*****
And then somebody announces they are leaving the group over the light bulb post, and someone replies back that this isn't an airport so you don't need to announce your departure.
And 6 to say that you should have sold all your lightbulbs before you moved here and bought new Florida style lightbulbs.
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Old 01-08-2022, 09:45 AM
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Old 01-08-2022, 09:47 AM
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It seems the note on "Light Bulbs" contains a number of cases where obvious words are
short and meant as cuss words which are not allowed in TOTV posts?
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Old 01-08-2022, 10:12 AM
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Old 01-08-2022, 10:17 AM
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It seems the note on "Light Bulbs" contains a number of cases where obvious words are
short and meant as cuss words which are not allowed in TOTV posts?
Do you need help changing a light bulb?
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Old 01-08-2022, 10:28 AM
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so perfect description of the psychology of retirees, born pre web page creation,
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How to change a lightbulb/light bulb
Changing a Light Bulb - YouTube
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Old 01-08-2022, 11:52 AM
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It seems the note on "Light Bulbs" contains a number of cases where obvious words are
short and meant as cuss words which are not allowed in TOTV posts?
Oops - didn't read the entire post before I pushed submit. I was too busy trying to show everyone that I was the smartest guy on the block. Besides I needed a couple more posts to make "soaring eagle".
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It seems the note on "Light Bulbs" contains a number of cases where obvious words are
short and meant as cuss words which are not allowed in TOTV posts?
Counting: First of

6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "fĆ·Ć—$"

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Old 01-08-2022, 01:00 PM
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Counting: First of

6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "fĆ·Ć—$"

Looks to me like autocorrect messed up again. That's my excuse and I'm sticking with it.šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”
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Old 01-08-2022, 01:05 PM
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Q: How many group members does it take to change a light bulb ? šŸ’”
1 to change the light bulb and ____ to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.
Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.
22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jerks.
5 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.
49 to post memes and gifs (several are of Michael Jackson eating popcorn with the words added, ā€œIā€™m just here for the comments.ā€)
19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.
11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.
24 to discuss the merits of LED/swirly fluorescent light bulbs
44 to claim LED and fluorescent bulbs will kill you.
12 to post F.
8 to ask what F means.
7 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to.
15 to say "can't share"
2 to reply "can't share from a closed group"
36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.
15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs.
6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "fĆ·Ć—$"
4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".
13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.
1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.
20 to give up on fb and take their dogs for a walk instead.*****
And then somebody announces they are leaving the group over the light bulb post, and someone replies back that this isn't an airport so you don't need to announce your departure.
AND 50,000 that the moderator put in time-out!!!!!!
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