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Old 12-28-2013, 08:49 AM
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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen.

"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them!

TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
They're going 2 STICK! Careful.. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!

You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?

Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget that. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
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Old 12-28-2013, 08:51 AM
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Now that's funny!
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Old 12-28-2013, 08:53 AM
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LOL...Good one.
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If you were that husband... when do you get discharged from the hospital?

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If you were that husband... when do you get discharged from the hospital?

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The last time I drove to FL I counted all the times my wife helped me drive.
I told her the amount when we got there.
She hit me so hard I think she was the one that started the knock out game.
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What works most of the time----I don't supervise her in the kitchen and she doesn't supervise me when I'm grilling. Directions are not my wife's thing but she does keep me alert when I'm driving----that's a good thing----I think.
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It's not only wives, it's mothers too. When I had my mom in the car, she used to read every road sign out loud, save one... RESUME SPEED.
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The last time I drove to FL I counted all the times my wife helped me drive.
I told her the amount when we got there.
She hit me so hard I think she was the one that started the knock out game.
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My wife's mother used to give directions from the back seat and I called her my "nagivator".
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