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*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea....
does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*









*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*











*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?








*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*











*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*






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Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*





*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together, it spells'
THEIRS'? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*


YOU, make it a great day!
Lord, please keep Your arm around my shoulders and Your hand over my mouth! Amen
































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