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Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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02-02-2018, 08:44 PM
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I hope this isn't considered X rated
A farmer goes to a livestock dealer and buys an anvil, a bucket, two chickens, and a goose. The farmer looks at his purchases and says, “Damn, I WALKED here. How am I gonna carry all this home?"
The livestock dealer said, “Why don’t you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?” “Hey, thanks!” the farmer said, and off he went. While walking home he met a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, “Can you tell me how to get to 1515 Mockingbird Lane?” The farmer said, “Well, as a matter of fact, I live just down the road from there. Let’s take my short cut and go down this alley. We’ll be there in no time.” The little old lady said, “I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won’t hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?” The farmer said, “Holy smokes, lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?” She replied, “Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket … and I’ll hold the chickens.”
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02-02-2018, 08:53 PM
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Baaaaad...
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02-02-2018, 09:21 PM
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Now that is funny.
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02-02-2018, 09:31 PM
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CF! Really!
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02-02-2018, 09:34 PM
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02-02-2018, 09:39 PM
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I hope this isn't considered X rated
Quote:
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02-02-2018, 10:19 PM
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:-) :-)
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02-02-2018, 10:41 PM
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Quote:
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02-03-2018, 12:22 AM
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Damn. I was hoping that it really WAS X-Rated!
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02-03-2018, 07:21 AM
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CF: Nice to see some humor instead of all the politics that are starting to show up!
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