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Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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01-11-2009, 11:33 AM
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Old is . . .
Old Is When...
'OLD' IS WHEN... Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!' 'OLD' IS WHEN... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. 'OLD' IS WHEN... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door, 'OLD' IS WHEN.. Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 'OLD' IS WHEN... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 'OLD' IS WHEN... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police. 'OLD' IS WHEN... 'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fiber today. 'OLD' IS WHEN... 'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot. 'OLD' IS WHEN... An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom. AND 'OLD' IS WHEN... You're not sure if these are jokes. 
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01-11-2009, 11:42 AM
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Hysterical Chels!
 Until I read the last line!! 
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01-11-2009, 11:48 AM
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hahahahahahahaha
Cheloni...
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise." "That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?' "Twenty-six," he said.
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01-11-2009, 11:49 AM
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Wonderland!
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01-11-2009, 11:50 AM
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I'm not old!
I'm not old! I'm not old! I'm not old! I'm not old! I'm not old! I'm not old! I'm not old! I'm not old! I'm not old! I'm not old! Whew!!
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Bronx ♫ Los Angeles ♫ Hadley, Sept. 08 and then the beautiful village of Mallory Square 2014 ♫ A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked."  (For those who know me) I consider ON TIME to be when I get there..... |
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01-11-2009, 11:52 AM
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Hahahaha!
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01-11-2009, 11:57 AM
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Brooklyn~Pocono's~((Hadley..))"Some People Live An Entire Lifetime and Wonder If They Have Ever Made a Difference In The World, The Marines Don't Have That Problem" "Semper Fi" "Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous" Albert Einstein |
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01-11-2009, 12:27 PM
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Bronx ♫ Los Angeles ♫ Hadley, Sept. 08 and then the beautiful village of Mallory Square 2014 ♫ A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." (For those who know me) I consider ON TIME to be when I get there..... |
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