Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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The bartender says "Sorry we don't serve time travelers here."
. . . . . . So a time traveler walks into a bar...
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Excellent!
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Emergency
911 Operator: What is your emergency?
Caller: My wife is going into labor and I'm not sure what to do. 911 Operator: Is this her first baby? Caller: No, this is her husband.
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“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.” ― Groucho Marx |
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A gentle reminder
To all who received a book as a Christmas present from me ......., a gentle reminder ...they're due back at the library on Wed
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My alarm doesn't have a snooze button. It has a paw. Chloe & Lulu |
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#187
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How do you make Antifreeze?
You hide her nightie. |
#188
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Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
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New Jersey, Texas, Mississippi, Delaware, Mississippi, Viet Nam, New York, Guam, New York, Massachusetts, New York, The Villages. |
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That was pretty week.
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Spelling Errors
I hate spelling errors. Mix up two little letters and the whole sentence is urined.
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Gps?
Ain't it the truth?
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#192
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How did the farmer find his wife?
He Tractor down
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There is no cure for smile'in....I do it all the time! |
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