Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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One of my alltime favorites!
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Good one. My first reaction, after laughing, was....Mama, mama, mama, mama, mama...Mia! |
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Me too.
Today's unbearable...groaner. A bear walks into a restaurant and say’s “I want a grilllllled....................................... cheese” The waiter says “Whats with the pause?” The bear replies “Whaddya mean, I’M A BEAR.” |
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It's a small world but I wouldn't want to paint it.
Last edited by tomwed; 04-28-2018 at 08:08 PM. |
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Ahhh. A Steven Wright aficionado.
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Speaking of which...
A young student female canvassed a wealthy neighborhood looking for odd jobs to help with her tuition, since she was not smart enough to have received any scholarships. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had anything for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" She replied, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her the paint was in the garage. A short time later, the lady came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the lady answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the young woman added, "that's not a Porsche; it's a Ferrari." |
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You have to get up pretty early in the morning... to catch me looking in your window.
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It's harder to hate close up. |
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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.
It got so bad, I finally I had to...take his bike away. |
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Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.”
The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.” |
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How do whales cry? blubber, blubber, blubber
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I know of some folks, to which that applies...perfectly!!
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