[SFSkol]

This week's The New Yorker caption contest:

Which should I submit?

"This just in: The Citys' death rate has risen to new heights."
"You trying to scythe us out?"
"So, you're Mr. Grimm from the Psych department?"
"Are we going up or down?"

[Ecuadog]

"Does it matter that my yogurt is past its expiration date?"

[SFSkol]

Here's a few Casper the Friendly Ghost Halloween jokes for Florida's Friendliest Hometown.

Why does Casper prefer to go go to Katie Bells at Happy Hour on Holloween?
------ Because the drinks have more "Booze" in them.
Why didn't Casper enter the Spanish Springs Halloween race?
------ Because he didn't have a ghost of a chance.
Did you know Casper's family were very religious?
------ They are practicing "Boo-dhists."

[CFrance]

Originally Posted by SFSkol

Here's a few Casper the Friendly Ghost Halloween jokes for Florida's Friendliest Hometown.

Why does Casper prefer to go go to Katie Bells at Happy Hour on Holloween?
------ Because the drinks have more "Booze" in them.
Why didn't Casper enter the Spanish Springs Halloween race?
------ Because he didn't have a ghost of a chance.
Did you know Casper's family were very religious?
------ They are practicing "Boo-dhists."

[SFSkol]

This Week the New Yorker Caption Contest.:

"This is gonna be a hair-raising experience."
"I just re-watched, "There's Something About Mary."

[chuck90199]

"OK. Climb down my hair!"