[Barefoot]

Originally Posted by eweissenbach

Make her husband, the bubble gum king of Baltimore, happy. But if she chews all that gum she will.... ......

Originally Posted by skyguy79

blow up like the Goodyear blimp before...

before she rolls over to the town square to celebrate the christmas tree lighting and ..........

[jblum315]

Meanwhile, Bob, Tom, Ed and Joe were enjoying their usual Tuesday afternoon golf game.

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by jblum315

Meanwhile, Bob, Tom, Ed and Joe were enjoying their usual Tuesday afternoon golf game.

Until, the coyote decided he better poop in the 16th hole before Fumar caught it with a dog catcher's net for his weekly pre-polo sacrifice to the ancient Polo God Boy Howdy.

[CFrance]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

Until, the coyote decided he better poop in the 16th hole before Fumar caught it with a dog catcher's net for his weekly pre-polo sacrifice to the ancient Polo God Boy Howdy.

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Who should actually be called Poo Howdy, but never mind... Fumar meets up with the bubble gum counter lady (do they even know each other?), and together they blow bubble gum ornaments for the trees on the square, after which...

[eweissenbach]

Originally Posted by CFrance

,

Who should actually be called Poo Howdy, but never mind... Fumar meets up with the bubble gum counter lady (do they even know each other?), and together they blow bubble gum ornaments for the trees on the square, after which...

Gary Morse gives Fumar a commendation for his good work with the animal shelter. But just at that instant, out of nowhere (well, actually from behind the Wal Mart on 441) comes EdV on his souped up customized golf car. Taltarzac waves him down on the cart bridge and says:.....

[cathyw]

Originally Posted by Barefoot

before she rolls over to the town square to celebrate the christmas tree lighting and ..........

when she got to the square....all the seats were saved...there was a bag of popcorn on each seat...was it really Bill ? The plot thickens as....

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by eweissenbach

Gary Morse gives Fumar a commendation for his good work with the animal shelter. But just at that instant, out of nowhere (well, actually from behind the Wal Mart on 441) comes EdV on his souped up customized golf car. Taltarzac waves him down on the cart bridge and says:.....

...Boy Howdy--the ancient polo god-- is very upset with Fumar because the other polo side will probably win on Friday because Fumar faced West rather than East at the pooping at the mail center without clean-up Peggy the Poodle sacrifice.

[eweissenbach]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

...Boy Howdy--the ancient polo god-- is very upset with Fumar because the other polo side will probably win on Friday because Fumar faced West rather than East at the pooping at the mail center without clean-up Peggy the Poodle sacrifice.

As usual, EdV said "I have no idea what you are talking about Tal! However I have come all the way from Stonecrest in order to save Lisa from this cockamamy bubble gum counter top fiasco. Now jump in Tal and we will head for the design center!" To which Tal answered...........

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by eweissenbach

As usual, EdV said "I have no idea what you are talking about Tal! However I have come all the way from Stonecrest in order to save Lisa from this cockamamy bubble gum counter top fiasco. Now jump in Tal and we will head for the design center!" To which Tal answered...........

...the cockamamy bubble gum counter top is made from the gum collected from Villages' movie theater seats from which the Morses demand a cut.

[eweissenbach]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

...the cockamamy bubble gum counter top is made from the gum collected from Villages' movie theater seats from which the Morses demand a cut.

Hmmmmm, replied EdV, well we can go door to door in Stonecrest and collect used gum. But wait! Is that Barefoot coming this way? And what does she have in her hand?..............

[shcisamax]

Originally Posted by eweissenbach

Hmmmmm, replied EdV, well we can go door to door in Stonecrest and collect used gum. But wait! Is that Barefoot coming this way? And what does she have in her hand?..............

By Golly, it is the poop bag from a pickleball court that someone,,,,who might that be...left while they were mulling over how to take the cut from the Morse's bubblegum money maker.

[shcisamax]

Originally Posted by shcisamax

By Golly, it is the poop bag from a pickleball court that someone,,,,who might that be...left while they were mulling over how to take the cut from the Morse's bubblegum money maker.

And in the nick of time, PLVillager posted a sign on Buena Vista alerting the general public to the dangers of nonvegan bubblegum which said: BEWARE OF CHEWING that caused

[eweissenbach]

Originally Posted by shcisamax

And in the nick of time, PLVillager posted a sign on Buena Vista alerting the general public to the dangers of nonvegan bubblegum which said: BEWARE OF CHEWING that caused

A gawkers slowdown right at rush hour, with thousands of carts heading for the squares and the happy hour special "blue Hawaiian" beverage. The traffic backup allowed Golfingnut to slip through the crowd unnoticed, where he managed to....................

[graciegirl]

interspersed. omg you people are funny. I just love you to pieces. please continue.

[Skip2MySue]

Originally Posted by eweissenbach

A gawkers slowdown right at rush hour, with thousands of carts heading for the squares and the happy hour special "blue Hawaiian" beverage. The traffic backup allowed Golfingnut to slip through the crowd unnoticed, where he managed to....................

retrieve his errant drive and follow it up with the sweetest 3 wood slice headed towards.........