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retrieve his errant drive and follow it up with the sweetest 3 wood slice headed towards.........
Gary Morse' head just as he handed the commendation to Fumar. Fortunately, just before hitting the reclusive billionaire, Jennifer Parr smaked the offending ball with her pickleball paddle, having just come from an Intermediate tournament at Miona Lake, causing it to change direction and fly directly toward..........
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Gary Morse' head just as he handed the commendation to Fumar. Fortunately, just before hitting the reclusive billionaire, Jennifer Parr smaked the offending ball with her pickleball paddle, having just come from an Intermediate tournament at Miona Lake, causing it to change direction and fly directly toward..........
Jimbo's new lot with the number one solar orientation in TV which
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Jimbo's new lot with the number one solar orientation in TV which
confused many people who did not know Jimbo had a lot, much less the number one solar orientation in TV. As the news spread it became apparent that......
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confused many people who did not know Jimbo had a lot, much less the number one solar orientation in TV. As the news spread it became apparent that......
Jimbo must really have a life contrary to what many people kept saying after..........
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there had been a rumor that, in fact, Jimbo and Happinow were.. GASP...one and the same person.
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there had been a rumor that, in fact, Jimbo and Happinow were.. GASP...one and the same person.
Say what? Jimbo and Happinow one in the same? No way! I've met Jumbo and Jumbo is no Happinow! However.....
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there had been a rumor that, in fact, Jimbo and Happinow were.. GASP...one and the same person.
But, as we all know, there are many false rumors circulating on TOTV, for example the one about Bill and Billo actually being Brad and Angelina! Although that one may be true, hmmmmmmmmmmm. But back to the story - the errant golf ball finally came to rest in the hole of a cinnamon bagel at Panera, where Pooh came for breakfast, and to her surprise...........
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But, as we all know, there are many false rumors circulating on TOTV, for example the one about Bill and Billo actually being Brad and Angelina! Although that one may be true, hmmmmmmmmmmm. But back to the story - the errant golf ball finally came to rest in the hole of a cinnamon bagel at Panera, where Pooh came for breakfast, and to her surprise...........
She bit into her bagels and eclaimed , that's one tough bagel so she.....
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decided right then and there to A. Not play golf again, and B, not eat Bagels and to never ever look for the right solar orientation to her lot . She knew Jimbo did want a place that was comfortable where the sun didn't shine because he always enjoyed..............
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decided right then and there to A. Not play golf again, and B, not eat Bagels and to never ever look for the right solar orientation to her lot . She knew Jimbo did want a place that was comfortable where the sun didn't shine because he always enjoyed..............
reading a book while sitting in the shade. Jimbo also like to read blueprints of floor plans as he wanted to build a great house in TV so he..........
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decided right then and there to A. Not play golf again, and B, not eat Bagels and to never ever look for the right solar orientation to her lot . She knew Jimbo did want a place that was comfortable where the sun didn't shine because he always enjoyed..............
telling people to put it where the sun don't shine, but that's another story! Pooh, now in need of emergency dental work, headed for the dentist, but before she could get to her cart...........
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reading a book while sitting in the shade. Jimbo also like to read blueprints of floor plans as he wanted to build a great house in TV so he..........
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telling people to put it where the sun don't shine, but that's another story! Pooh, now in need of emergency dental work, headed for the dentist, but before she could get to her cart...........
she noticed several people dancing the boogaloo and chewing bubble gum, which caused her to...
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Fumar's window, which is luckily protected by a layer of bubblegum and. . .
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