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shcisamax 11-30-2012 08:26 AM

the lawns in the different villages but they found, alas, home owners were flinging bags and shovels full of dog poop at the irresponsible dog walkers which made it really difficult for the competition which now became between cow chips and dog poop.

jblum315 11-30-2012 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by CFrance (Post 587556)
Practices were scheduled to be held at the polo grounds but, due to the abundance of unpicked-up horsey doo, needed to be moved to... (and a thread on picking up your horse's dung started on TOTV)

51st St. in New York City where 3 camels appearing in a Broadway musical are taken for a walk every morning and since the camel dung covers up the horse's dung it can all be picked up in one swell foop. . .

2BNTV 11-30-2012 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by jblum315 (Post 587564)
51st St. in New York City where 3 camels appearing in a Broadway musical are taken for a walk every morning and since the camel dung covers up the horse's dung it can all be picked up in one swell foop. . .

that Jackie Gleason remarked, "this is one revolting developement". Dog poop is a poopular topic amongst many people who.....

Taltarzac725 11-30-2012 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by 2BNTV (Post 587567)
that Jackie Gleason remarked, "this is one revolting developement". Dog poop is a poopular topic amongst many people who.....

...Professor Sigmund Freud claims never got past a certain stage in their childhood development.

shcisamax 11-30-2012 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 587581)
...Professor Sigmund Freud claims never got past a certain stage in their childhood development.

Of course, that just opened the door to ANOTHER dog poop thread on TOTV where the opposing sides lost all sense of the Christmas spirit and called upon The mayor of Gilchrist, AKA the Trooper, to become an impartial judge which of course he could not because of HIS Gracie that

Taltarzac725 11-30-2012 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 587581)
...Professor Sigmund Freud claims never got past a certain stage in their childhood development.

Of course, Freud died from smoking 20 cigars a day for 45 years.... The case of Dr. Sigmund Freud So, getting back to the dog poop....

shcisamax 11-30-2012 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by shcisamax (Post 587609)
Of course, that just opened the door to ANOTHER dog poop thread on TOTV where the opposing sides lost all sense of the Christmas spirit and called upon The mayor of Gilchrist, AKA the Trooper, to become an impartial judge which of course he could not because of HIS Gracie that

for the most part sided with the pro dog faction. That said,

Taltarzac725 11-30-2012 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by shcisamax (Post 587612)
for the most part sided with the pro dog faction. That said,

...the dog poop could be used to fuel the alleged remote control gators in Lake Sumter which the living ones try to hump much to the chagrin of the mechanical operators. http://www.dnainfo.com/new-york/2011...poop-into-fuel

ugotme 11-30-2012 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 587619)
...the dog poop could be used to fuel the alleged remote control gators in Lake Sumter which the living ones try to hump much to the chagrin of the mechanical operators. NYU Student Wants to Convert Dog Poop into Fuel - DNAinfo.com New York

And along with that everyone shouted "LET THERE BE POOP !!!!"

Taltarzac725 11-30-2012 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by ugotme (Post 587623)
And along with that everyone shouted "LET THERE BE POOP !!!!"

Just as long as it is not "THE POOP STOPS HERE!"

2BNTV 11-30-2012 11:03 AM

Dog poop threads are so entertaining but the saving seats in the squares is not a source of amusement as Gracie says..........

Villages PL 11-30-2012 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by 2BNTV (Post 587654)
Dog poop threads are so entertaining but the saving seats in the squares is not a source of amusement as Gracie says..........

.....some people try to save seats by placing a bag of dog poop on top of the seat. That way no one will go near it because they're afraid of.......

2BNTV 11-30-2012 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Villages PL (Post 587687)
.....some people try to save seats by placing a bag of dog poop on top of the seat. That way no one will go near it because they're afraid of.......

the smell. ewwwwwwwwwww. I say "one fanny in seat equals reserved", but there are people who fell a sense of entitlement so the issue......

Villages PL 11-30-2012 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by 2BNTV (Post 587692)
the smell. ewwwwwwwwwww. I say "one fanny in seat equals reserved", but there are people who fell a sense of entitlement so the issue......

....needs to be looked into and evaluated further. For example, is it okay to save a seat if you need to get up to......

Bill-n-Brillo 11-30-2012 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Villages PL (Post 587694)
....needs to be looked into and evaluated further. For example, is it okay to save a seat if you need to get up to......

..........ride in Gracie's pizza delivery car which she sometimes uses to........

Bill :)


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