... shoot the bird and eat the pizza, then...

.....But wait, says gracie, the pizza was to be the accelerant for the fire to sacrifice the snowbird! Now we can't get Lily Marie the bubblegum countertop she needs in order to......

...wake up the next morning with a tummy ache. He then went to see...

Make her husband, the bubble gum king of Baltimore, happy. But if she chews all that gum she will....
The many authors of this disjointed story to try and make sense of the plot before.......

(A) blow up like the Goodyear blimp before... (A Continued & B) ...going to bed for the evening. Goodnight all!

before she rolls over to the town square to celebrate the christmas tree lighting and ..........

Meanwhile, Bob, Tom, Ed and Joe were enjoying their usual Tuesday afternoon golf game.

Until, the coyote decided he better poop in the 16th hole before Fumar caught it with a dog catcher's net for his weekly pre-polo sacrifice to the ancient Polo God Boy Howdy.

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Who should actually be called Poo Howdy, but never mind... Fumar meets up with the bubble gum counter lady (do they even know each other?), and together they blow bubble gum ornaments for the trees on the square, after which...

Gary Morse gives Fumar a commendation for his good work with the animal shelter. But just at that instant, out of nowhere (well, actually from behind the Wal Mart on 441) comes EdV on his souped up customized golf car. Taltarzac waves him down on the cart bridge and says:.....

when she got to the square....all the seats were saved...there was a bag of popcorn on each seat...was it really Bill ? The plot thickens as....

...Boy Howdy--the ancient polo god-- is very upset with Fumar because the other polo side will probably win on Friday because Fumar faced West rather than East at the pooping at the mail center without clean-up Peggy the Poodle sacrifice.

As usual, EdV said "I have no idea what you are talking about Tal! However I have come all the way from Stonecrest in order to save Lisa from this cockamamy bubble gum counter top fiasco. Now jump in Tal and we will head for the design center!" To which Tal answered...........

...the cockamamy bubble gum counter top is made from the gum collected from Villages' movie theater seats from which the Morses demand a cut.

Hmmmmm, replied EdV, well we can go door to door in Stonecrest and collect used gum. But wait! Is that Barefoot coming this way? And what does she have in her hand?..............

By Golly, it is the poop bag from a pickleball court that someone,,,,who might that be...left while they were mulling over how to take the cut from the Morse's bubblegum money maker.

And in the nick of time, PLVillager posted a sign on Buena Vista alerting the general public to the dangers of nonvegan bubblegum which said: BEWARE OF CHEWING that caused

A gawkers slowdown right at rush hour, with thousands of carts heading for the squares and the happy hour special "blue Hawaiian" beverage. The traffic backup allowed Golfingnut to slip through the crowd unnoticed, where he managed to....................

retrieve his errant drive and follow it up with the sweetest 3 wood slice headed towards.........

...

Gary Morse' head just as he handed the commendation to Fumar. Fortunately, just before hitting the reclusive billionaire, Jennifer Parr smaked the offending ball with her pickleball paddle, having just come from an Intermediate tournament at Miona Lake, causing it to change direction and fly directly toward..........

Jimbo's new lot with the number one solar orientation in TV which

confused many people who did not know Jimbo had a lot, much less the number one solar orientation in TV. As the news spread it became apparent that......

Jimbo must really have a life contrary to what many people kept saying after..........

there had been a rumor that, in fact, Jimbo and Happinow were.. GASP...one and the same person.

Say what? Jimbo and Happinow one in the same? No way! I've met Jumbo and Jumbo is no Happinow! However.....

But, as we all know, there are many false rumors circulating on TOTV, for example the one about Bill and Billo actually being Brad and Angelina! Although that one may be true, hmmmmmmmmmmm. But back to the story - the errant golf ball finally came to rest in the hole of a cinnamon bagel at Panera, where Pooh came for breakfast, and to her surprise...........

She bit into her bagels and eclaimed , that's one tough bagel so she.....

decided right then and there to A. Not play golf again, and B, not eat Bagels and to never ever look for the right solar orientation to her lot . She knew Jimbo did want a place that was comfortable where the sun didn't shine because he always enjoyed..............

reading a book while sitting in the shade. Jimbo also like to read blueprints of floor plans as he wanted to build a great house in TV so he..........

telling people to put it where the sun don't shine, but that's another story! Pooh, now in need of emergency dental work, headed for the dentist, but before she could get to her cart...........

reflected upon his habit of...

she noticed several people dancing the boogaloo and chewing bubble gum, which caused her to...

[QUOTE=eweissenbach;587167]reflected upon his habit of...



explaining the ins and outs of smart TV strategy which Pattyland found annoying and caused her to spew sarcastic brilliance on TOTV giving the Admin and moderators (uh oh, am I in trouble now?) a run for their money which

Fumar's window, which is luckily protected by a layer of bubblegum and. . .

wax. In Fumar foyer. they were little doggie houses and it seems that Fumar really does love dogs but we won't tell anybody his deep secret. Fumar the great is beside himself for......,

[quote=shcisamax;587170]led to an emergency meeting at Crispers which Pattyland attended with her dog dressed in a little Fumar outfit.

[quote=Barefoot;587207]Fumar was amused and Patty sure is a funny lady. A good time was had by all in attendance and the next Crispers will be attended by Trish but no one else will be there. What happened?, she exclaimed.She drown her sorrows in a ice cream float and went out a bought a house. She now plans to.......

[quote=2BNTV;587209]hold a TOTV meeting every day of the month in her birdcage, where she will ......

story is getting all mixed up, not following