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Upon further inspection, the nice police officer exclaimed.....
......................OMG that man ran over TWO packages of Ding-Dongs.
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OMG, this is an hysterical story.....I LOVE IT!!!!

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Know that they were laced with arsenic, said the Wildwood City Marshall. The victim was a known yard ornamentor and........
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Know that they were laced with arsenic, said the Wildwood City Marshall. The victim was a known yard ornamentor and........
and had recently been observed placing dog feces in the trash can at the mail boxes.
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and had recently been observed placing dog feces in the trash can at the mail boxes.
A bystander (who looked a lot like fumar) said "well then, he got what he deserved". To which the officer replied......
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A bystander (who looked a lot like fumar) said "well then, he got what he deserved". To which the officer replied......
...well poo poo on you, then proceeded to....
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And three loaves of Wonder Bread. Then out of the corner of my eye, I noticed a man approaching. He looked like Santa Claus with a gun.
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recognized in the growing crowd the faint image of.........
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recognized in the growing crowd the faint image of.........
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A bystander (who looked a lot like fumar) said "well then, he got what he deserved". To which the officer replied......
He deserves to have a colonoscopy hose attached to his ...armpit and after that............
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He deserves to have a colonoscopy hose attached to his ...armpit and after that............
..we shall all dance the boogaloo, and sing nursery rhymes while......
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