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coat pocket, which causes the crowd to shout, as one.................
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...he has been raising cross-eyed billygoats and blaming all the.....
roundabout drivers for the problem. Meanwhile, back at design center.....
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roundabout drivers for the problem. Meanwhile, back at design center.....
Lily Marie wanted to change out the Formica countertops with a new substance made of dried bubble gum and they told her she could if she would..............
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Lily Marie wanted to change out the Formica countertops with a new substance made of dried bubble gum and they told her she could if she would..............
sacrifice a snowbird in the Lake Sumter Landing Square. She thought for a few moments and then.......
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Agreed if someone could find a slice of Ci Ci's pizza to. . .
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use as the accelerant. Pturner said she could get the pizza if skyguy would get........
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The ammunition from Figmo who could then . . .
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.....But wait, says gracie, the pizza was to be the accelerant for the fire to sacrifice the snowbird! Now we can't get Lily Marie the bubblegum countertop she needs in order to......
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.....But wait, says gracie, the pizza was to be the accelerant for the fire to sacrifice the snowbird! Now we can't get Lily Marie the bubblegum countertop she needs in order to......
Make her husband, the bubble gum king of Baltimore, happy. But if she chews all that gum she will....
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...wake up the next morning with a tummy ache. He then went to see...
The many authors of this disjointed story to try and make sense of the plot before.......
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Make her husband, the bubble gum king of Baltimore, happy. But if she chews all that gum she will....(A)....


The many authors of this disjointed story to try and make sense of the plot before.......(B)....
(A) blow up like the Goodyear blimp before... (A Continued & B) ...going to bed for the evening. Goodnight all!
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