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eweissenbach 12-08-2012 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by graciegirl (Post 591538)
sing his favorite song which starts out..

Oh I came from old Ohio with my popcorn on my knee:sing:

And I found that the Villages.............

Was the perfect place for me -- AND SANDY - that song served to melt the heart of everyone in the church, and even brought a tear to the snake's beady eyes. However, at just that moment outside the church there began a disturbance as someone grabbed the bronzed hand of Harold Schwartz and commenced to.....

mac9 12-08-2012 08:51 PM

Kiss the ring of the godfather...

2BNTV 12-08-2012 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by mac9 (Post 591553)
Kiss the ring of the godfather...

who happens to be Gary Morse. A heck of a businessman who plans on leaving his wealth to Gracie who said she doesn't want it as she is not on his payroll nor does she work for him or is no relation to him. Gary decided to give it to Bill as he could make an infinite supply of popcorn to.....

ugotme 12-09-2012 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by 2BNTV (Post 591608)
who happens to be Gary Morse. A heck of a businessman who plans on leaving his wealth to Gracie who said she doesn't want it as she is not on his payroll nor does she work for him or is no relation to him. Gary decided to give it to Bill as he could make an infinite supply of popcorn to.....


Spread amongst the Villagers so they . . .

jblum315 12-09-2012 03:48 AM

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Originally Posted by eweissenbach (Post 591543)
Was the perfect place for me -- AND SANDY - that song served to melt the heart of everyone in the church, and even brought a tear to the snake's beady eyes. However, at just that moment outside the church there began a disturbance as someone grabbed the bronzed hand of Harold Schwartz and commenced to.....

teach him to Line Dance. But Harold said he was too busy opening a trailer park in Minnesota where people love snow and besides,he said, I'm too old, I'm practically dead. But Gracie interrupted, exclaiming "No, Harold, No. We need you to. . ."

graciegirl 12-09-2012 05:55 AM

continue on being dead and we will think highly of you, meantime we will think lowly of...........................

Taltarzac725 12-09-2012 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by graciegirl (Post 591635)
continue on being dead and we will think highly of you, meantime we will think lowly of...........................

...anyone who wants to take away our beloved Harold Schwartz statute and replace it with.... http://thevillagesdailyphoto.blogspo...schwartz.html#

jblum315 12-09-2012 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 591647)
...anyone who wants to take away our beloved Harold Schwartz statute and replace it with.... The Villages (Florida) Photos: Statue of Harold Schwartz

apparently a statue of Fred Schwartz (WHO HE?)Meanwhile, Ed is fuming because he can't find the secret door in Brownwood that leads to . . . .

graciegirl 12-09-2012 08:10 AM

the still.

However he does find a huge cache of forgotten....................

skyguy79 12-09-2012 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by graciegirl (Post 591669)
the still.

However he does find a huge cache of forgotten....................

....jugs of moonshine which he immediately proceeded to hide by consuming the contents of them. When he finished Ed then crawled out of the secret room and....

Taltarzac725 12-09-2012 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 591678)
....jugs of moonshine which he immediately proceeded to hide by consuming the contents of them. When he finished Ed then crawled out of the secret room and....

...proceeded to sing

"Fight, Tigers, fight for Old Mizzou,
Right behind you, everyone is with you,
Break the line and follow down the field,
And you'll be, on the top, upon the top;
Fight, Tigers, you will always win,
Proudly keep the colors flying skyward,
In the end we'll win the victory,
So Tigers, fight for Old Mizzou!"

Over and over again. To which, Graciegirl said....

eweissenbach 12-09-2012 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 591678)
....jugs of moonshine which he immediately proceeded to hide by consuming the contents of them. When he finished Ed then crawled out of the secret room and....

pretended to be inebriated so that he could infiltrate Katie Belles without being conspicuous. While in Katie Belles he noticed that Warren Kiefer came in with his family and proceeded upstairs to the Cattle Baron Club. Suddenly he heard a comotion from above and ................................

Taltarzac725 12-09-2012 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by eweissenbach (Post 591701)
pretended to be inebriated so that he could infiltrate Katie Belles without being conspicuous. While in Katie Belles he noticed that Warren Kiefer came in with his family and proceeded upstairs to the Cattle Baron Club. Suddenly he heard a comotion from above and ................................

...someone seemed to be pushing the tables near the rail up on their sides so that there was a wall of tables showing when viewed up from Katie Belle's. Now we have our quiet family dinner place yelled Warren Kiefer. To which, Ed replied....

OldDave 12-09-2012 09:56 AM

I wish Freud was still alive, I'd love to have him take a look at this story

OldDave 12-09-2012 09:59 AM

(Eds reply:) Hey I just read in the Daily Sun that the entertainment department, with the help of a few key residents is putting on a new age Christmas pagent. Katie Belles is the stable, and Gracies house will be....


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