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2BNTV 12-10-2012 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 592290)
she figured that JBlum could use it more because she didn't have a....

fur lined p**s pot as there is no pee in Lake Sumter but there might be a giant pyton that the girls posse is going to .....

Taltarzac725 12-10-2012 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by 2BNTV (Post 592303)
fur lined p**s pot as there is no pee in Lake Sumter but there might be a giant pyton that the girls posse is going to .....

...cook for lunch at RJ Gators. Then the girl posse is going to the Hobbit movie as soon as it opens at Midnight on Thursday-Friday night. They are going to stand in line starting after their python for the Hobbit at the Old Mill Playhouse, but will run out of....

skyguy79 12-10-2012 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 592350)
...cook for lunch at RJ Gators. Then the girl posse is going to the Hobbit movie as soon as it opens at Midnight on Thursday-Friday night. They are going to stand in line starting after their python for the Hobbit at the Old Mill Playhouse, but will run out of....

...money, unable to buy the python any popcorn. Watch for terror struck posse members fleeing out of the theater screaming....

Taltarzac725 12-10-2012 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 592354)
...money, unable to buy the python any popcorn. Watch for terror struck posse members fleeing out of the theater screaming....

....we did not cook that python long enough as its babies are coming out of some of our stomachs like some Tarantino version of Alien. The theater managers offer....

OldDave 12-10-2012 01:40 PM

...to give us some free gummy worms (OK, this is my first short story thread, but this ones seems to have run its course, jumped off the rails, and fallen into the lake (miona))

eweissenbach 12-10-2012 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by OldDave (Post 592361)
...to give us some free gummy worms (OK, this is my first short story thread, but this ones seems to have run its course, jumped off the rails, and fallen into the lake (miona))

And OldDave summed it up, and everyone lived happily everafter. FINIS

Taltarzac725 12-10-2012 02:51 PM

Still some good strands left.
 
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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 592215)
... all different varieties of flair hair golf visors. Flair HairŪ Visor, The Original Visors With Hair - Free Standard Shipping on all Novelty Hats To which KathieI said, that's no way to run a party. You need....

...dancing, dancing, dancing... and not kayakers. How do you dance in a kayak? JBlum suggested that we....

eweissenbach 12-10-2012 03:18 PM

Face it - it jumped the shark!

Taltarzac725 12-10-2012 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 592385)
...dancing, dancing, dancing... and not kayakers. How do you dance in a kayak? JBlum suggested that we....

...all go down to the Laurel Manor pool where you can dance in the water and not have any fears of sharks, Candiru, gators, barracudas, crocodiles, piranhas, catfish, eels, stingrays, killer whales, water moccasins, or any other dangerous thing that regularly swims the Seven Seas or the River Systems of the U.S. KathieI then said, come let's party in the pool, but Graciegirl needs to bring the.....

Taltarzac725 12-10-2012 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by eweissenbach (Post 592398)
Face it - it jumped the shark!

Means lost any creativity. Depends on the writers.

skyguy79 12-10-2012 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 592454)
...all go down to the Laurel Manor pool where you can dance in the water and not have any fears of sharks, Candiru, gators, barracudas, crocodiles, piranhas, catfish, eels, stingrays, killer whales, water moccasins, or any other dangerous thing that regularly swims the Seven Seas or the River Systems of the U.S. KathieI then said, come let's party in the pool, but Graciegirl needs to bring the.....

rubber duckies! Quack, quack, quack said the rubber duckies and graciegirl then said it means that... skyguy just ain't right! Skyguy then answered back that he already knew that but graciegirl replied back by saying......

Taltarzac725 12-10-2012 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 592474)
rubber duckies! Quack, quack, quack said the rubber duckies and graciegirl then said it means that... skyguy just ain't right! Skyguy then answered back that he already knew that but graciegirl replied back by saying......

...in a very strange voice as if possesed by some Shakespearean actor--

Round about the caldron go;
In the poison'd entrails throw.—
Toad, that under cold stone,
Days and nights has thirty-one;
Swelter'd venom sleeping got,
Boil thou first i' the charmed pot!
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the caldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing,—
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Scale of dragon; tooth of wolf;
Witches' mummy; maw and gulf
Of the ravin'd salt-sea shark;
Root of hemlock digg'd i the dark;
Liver of blaspheming Jew;
Gall of goat, and slips of yew
Sliver'd in the moon's eclipse;
Nose of Turk, and Tartar's lips;
Finger of birth-strangled babe
Ditch-deliver'd by a drab,—
Make the gruel thick and slab:
Add thereto a tiger's chaudron,
For the ingrediants of our caldron.
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Cool it with a baboon's blood,
Then the charm is firm and good.

To which, Tal replied....

skyguy79 12-10-2012 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 592516)
...in a very strange voice as if possesed by some Shakespearean actor--

Round about the caldron go;
...{concatenated}
Then the charm is firm and good.

To which, Tal replied....

Holly molly, Golly gee!
That's a lot of stuff, To throw at thee!
It was so intense, the thought so deep.
By the time I finished, I was fast asleep!

When Tal finished producing his zees, he quickly arose and....

anarick 12-10-2012 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 592536)
Holly molly, Golly gee!
That's a lot of stuff, To throw at thee!
It was so intense, the thought so deep.
By the time I finished, I was fast asleep!

When Tal finished producing his zees, he quickly arose and....

swinging from the water tower in Brownwood Paddock Square singing Cumbaya, announced that he was...

skyguy79 12-10-2012 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by anarick (Post 592605)
swinging from the water tower in Brownwood Paddock Square singing Cumbaya, announced that he was...

going to go ride the big horsies at the Rt44 entrance to Brownwood next so he can whoop and holler and...

anarick 12-10-2012 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 592607)
going to go ride the big horsies at the Rt44 entrance to Brownwood next so he can whoop and holler and...

played with the snakes lurking in the high grass in Bonifay while he looked for his lost golfball. Gracie and Sweetie offered to help but...

skyguy79 12-10-2012 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by anarick (Post 592615)
played with the snakes lurking in the high grass in Bonifay while he looked for his lost golfball. Gracie and Sweetie offered to help but...

they couldn't because he was screaming in agonizing pain from his arms being stretched all the way from Brownwood to Bonifay. How on earth is Graciegirl ever going to...

anarick 12-10-2012 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 592623)
they couldn't because he was screaming in agonizing pain from his arms being stretched all the way from Brownwood to Bonifay. How on earth is Graciegirl ever going to...

back her car out of the cart path she accidently turned into. She did so because she was...

skyguy79 12-10-2012 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by anarick (Post 592632)
back her car out of the cart path she accidently turned into. She did so because she was...

detoured onto it because Tal's stretched out arm was blocking Buena Vista. Anyway, the police soon arrived and called in a construction crew to remove sections of Tal's arm so traffic could get thou to...

anarick 12-10-2012 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 592638)
detoured onto it because Tal's stretched out arm was blocking Buena Vista. Anyway, the police soon arrived and called in a construction crew to remove sections of Tal's arm so traffic could get thou to...

see the sinkhole that opened up and swallowed the new sales center in Brownwood while residents line danced on the square. TV management filled the sinkhole with...

skyguy79 12-10-2012 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by anarick (Post 592642)
see the sinkhole that opened up and swallowed the new sales center in Brownwood while residents line danced on the square. TV management filled the sinkhole with...

sinkhole fill. What did you expect, used twinkies? :D Moving on, I hear that Pooh is appearing in the Christopher Robin show at Spanish Springs. She's going to....

Taltarzac725 12-10-2012 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by anarick (Post 592642)
see the sinkhole that opened up and swallowed the new sales center in Brownwood while residents line danced on the square. TV management filled the sinkhole with...

...wait for it...bubblegum countertops. They are good for something. The Villages also created such a demand for bubblegum countertops in filling in sinkholes all over Florida once word got out of their effectiveness, that the Morse family paid off the bonds' interest. For which the Spreckled Butterbean matroness danced around the Brownwood bulls singing....

Taltarzac725 12-11-2012 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 592648)
sinkhole fill. What did you expect, used twinkies? :D Moving on, I hear that Pooh is appearing in the Christopher Robin show at Spanish Springs. She's going to....

...finally get that honey before Pooh does. Eeyore however is going to....

2BNTV 12-11-2012 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 592740)
...finally get that honey before Pooh does. Eeyore however is going to....

packup and leave TV because it's too hot for me. That made 2B happy as he has another house he could purchase so he......

skyguy79 12-11-2012 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 592740)
...finally get that honey before Pooh does. Eeyore however is going to....

head alone to Brownwood where he'll play out his fantasy of being a live mannequin amongst the statues near 44. His plan is to wait, frozen in position until residents with their grandchildren come near him, the suddenly go... "BOO!!!" When the Sheriffs arrested him on a charge of 'Scarring the Bejeebers out of Mini-Munchkins', Eeyore was taken to the....
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2BNTV 12-11-2012 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 592815)
head alone to Brownwood where he'll play out his fantasy of being a live mannequin amongst the statues near 44. His plan is to wait, frozen in position until residents with their grandchildren come near him, the suddenly go... "BOO!!!" When the Sheriffs arrested him on a charge of 'Scarring the Bejeebers out of Mini-Munchkins', Eeyore was taken to the....
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was taken to the hospital and had to wait several hours to see a doctor. Then Dr. Frankenstein came out to give her a sedative, but she ran scared out of her wits to......

Taltarzac725 12-11-2012 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by 2BNTV (Post 592829)
was taken to the hospital and had to wait several hours to see a doctor. Then Dr. Frankenstein came out to give her a sedative, but she ran scared out of her wits to......

...IHop, Bob Evans, Lil Bits Cafe, Perkins and Golden Corral where she ate all the pancakes off of customers plates as well as in the kitchens while being chased by hundreds of waiters, waitresses, cooks, hungry patrons, as well as the Sumter County Animal Control. Pooh complains....

skyguy79 12-11-2012 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by 2BNTV (Post 592829)
was taken to the hospital and had to wait several hours to see a doctor. Then Dr. Frankenstein came out to give her a sedative, but she ran scared out of her wits to......

Uncle Fumar who was too busy to pay any attention to Eeyor... too busy singing "Who Let the Dogs Out.... Who.... Who, Who, Who-Who Let the Dogs Out!" Poor Eeyor left forlorn and forsaken with his head hagning down and wishing that.....

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Taltarzac725 12-11-2012 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 592857)
Uncle Fumar who was too busy to pay any attention to Eeyor... too busy singing "Who Let the Dogs Out.... Who.... Who, Who, Who-Who Let the Dogs Out!" Poor Eeyor left forlorn and forsaken with his head hagning down and wishing that.....

http://i358.photobucket.com/albums/o..._igordanst.gif

...He had a dog's tail, ears, and lovability. It is hard being an ass in the Villages complained Eeyore. No body loves me. Pooh as Christopher Robin had to do something about this and said....

skyguy79 12-11-2012 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 592868)
...He had a dog's tail, ears, and lovability. It is hard being an ass in the Villages complained Eeyore. No body loves me. Pooh as Christopher Robin had to do something about this and said....

"Eeyor is our http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...GqAv_6aF9glSz9 and she's the best http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...GqAv_6aF9glSz9 we've ever had, and we're not going to let anyone make an http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...GqAv_6aF9glSz9 out of her." So they....

2BNTV 12-11-2012 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 592876)
"Eeyor is our http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...GqAv_6aF9glSz9 and she's the best http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...GqAv_6aF9glSz9 we've ever had, and we're not going to let anyone make an http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...GqAv_6aF9glSz9 out of her." So they....

rounded up the girls posse to exact revenge, (not to be confused with the television show). The girls posse went looking for......

dblwyr 12-11-2012 03:51 PM

Did they save the panther?

Taltarzac725 12-11-2012 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by dblwyr (Post 592947)
Did they save the panther?



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Originally Posted by eweissenbach (Post 591366)
FINALLY Animal Control showed up to corral the animals and the Villages Maintenence crew showed up to clean up the ...... other stuff! Having averted the possibly deadly invasion of animals, Paul Vesco dedided to sing..........

Looks like animal control got a lot of the animals. Including the panther. Eeyore is another part of the story.

Taltarzac725 12-11-2012 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by 2BNTV (Post 592923)
rounded up the girls posse to exact revenge, (not to be confused with the television show). The girls posse went looking for......

...the best female ass in the Villages so as to help out Eeyore with his blues with a love. To which the moderator probably closed the thread. If not, Joe said....

Villages PL 12-11-2012 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 592955)
...the best female ass in the Villages so as to help out Eeyore with his blues with a love. To which the moderator probably closed the thread. If not, Joe said....

......maybe we should summarize what this story is really all about and try to get it back on track. It's really about how The Villages........

Taltarzac725 12-11-2012 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Villages PL (Post 592983)
......maybe we should summarize what this story is really all about and try to get it back on track. It's really about how The Villages........

...deals with dancing at Brownwood's Paddock Square in the midst of loose wild animals, flying popcorn kernals, Graciegirl's squirt gun packing posse, Tal's long arms, seat hoggers, the Brownwood cowboy themed statues and a loose Eeyore looking for love after feeling let down by Christopher Robin and his pals.

ugotme 12-11-2012 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Villages PL (Post 592983)
......maybe we should summarize what this story is really all about and try to get it back on track. It's really about how The Villages........

Got sooooooooooooo many nice people to live here except for . . .

skyguy79 12-11-2012 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by ugotme (Post 593012)
Got sooooooooooooo many nice people to live here except for . . .

a few curmudgeons who attack nice people, but we just ignore them and...

jblum315 12-11-2012 08:18 PM

This is quite a story. I think we should publish it.

skyguy79 12-11-2012 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by jblum315 (Post 593045)
This is quite a story. I think we should publish it.

It would probably take a gaggle of quacked-up lawers to protect all us quacked-up authors! :$:


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