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......they realized they would still have to worry about all those animals. And along came a herd of......
elephants, who heard the rumor and never forget things so.......
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FINALLY Animal Control showed up to corral the animals and the Villages Maintenence crew showed up to clean up the ...... other stuff! Having averted the possibly deadly invasion of animals, Paul Vesco dedided to sing..........
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FINALLY Animal Control showed up to corral the animals and the Villages Maintenence crew showed up to clean up the ...... other stuff! Having averted the possibly deadly invasion of animals, Paul Vesco dedided to sing..........
I've got a luverly bunch of coconuts. There they are a standin' in a row.

And someone yelled from the back. SHUDDUP...I can sing better than you, but your wife won't audition me...

Then the fight started. First Bill threw a whole bag of popcorn on Sweetie who stood up and yelled................
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I've got a luverly bunch of coconuts. There they are a standin' in a row.

And someone yelled from the back. SHUDDUP...I can sing better than you, but your wife won't audition me...

Then the fight started. First Bill threw a whole bag of popcorn on Sweetie who stood up and yelled................
...I'LL POP MY OWN CORN NEXT TIME! Sorry, I really didn't mean....
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...but that was mostly kernals and they are stuck in my hair and and ears and these damn squirrel monkeys are trying to pluck them out hairs and all!!! At least, the pigeons have not started dive bombing my head for the rest of the popcorn. Oh no, here comes a....
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...but that was mostly kernals and they are stuck in my hair and and ears and these damn squirrel monkeys are trying to pluck them out hairs and all!!! At least, the pigeons have not started dive bombing my head for the rest of the popcorn. Oh no, here comes a....
yard ornament, flying through the air. That's it says Sweetie, I am going to report them to the ornament police. About that time Pooh comes riding in on her skateboard and yells "what kind of a name is Sweetie anyway" and that is when it started......
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yard ornament, flying through the air. That's it says Sweetie, I am going to report them to the ornament police. About that time Pooh comes riding in on her skateboard and yells "what kind of a name is Sweetie anyway" and that is when it started......
...a toga party; food fight; booze flying everywhere! Ut oh! I think I hear...
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...a toga party; food fight; booze flying everywhere! Ut oh! I think I hear...
Rocky and the Rollers singing Olde tyme rock and roll off in the distance. Could it be.....
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I'm pretty sure Rocky is dressed in drag! Anyways, Jennifer Parr is hollering at all of us to get back to the dance floor before a parade breaks out. Skyguy feels threatened by her tone and lunges......
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I'm pretty sure Rocky is dressed in drag! Anyways, Jennifer Parr is hollering at all of us to get back to the dance floor before a parade breaks out. Skyguy feels threatened by her tone and lunges......
at her, but flattens eweissenbach when he gets in the way! Poor Ed, he'll never have...
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any more children, but at 67 that was a long shot anyway. As people began to settle down and resume slow dancing one couldn't help notice.......
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that graciegirl was streaking across the square chasing her sweetie yelling "I'm going to catch you my little...
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that graciegirl was streaking across the square chasing her sweetie yelling "I'm going to catch you my little...
Sweetie boy!!! Sweetie yelled back over his shoulder "quit calling me that, my name is Henry, that sounds like a cat's name!!!". Fortunately Sweetie (Henry) was wearing his new geriatric tenny runners and Gracie was having difficult time catching him. Redwitch seeing this play out began to......
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Sweetie boy!!! Sweetie yelled back over his shoulder "quit calling me that, my name is Henry, that sounds like a cat's name!!!". Fortunately Sweetie (Henry) was wearing his new geriatric tenny runners and Gracie was having difficult time catching him. Redwitch seeing this play out began to......
also watch and watched as sweetie ran into Church on the Square where graciegirl finally caught sweetie by the... ♪♫♫♪
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