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♪♫♫♪ organ, but the organist managed to seperate them long enough that Henry ran to Mary Jo Vitale, who was practicing for the Christmas show and said....
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O boyhowdy holy bowlegged sarah and HOLY HAT...This is a CHURCH for pete's sake. AND this is my NEW ORGAN..Stop it or I will have to ..........................
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O boyhowdy holy bowlegged sarah and HOLY HAT...This is a CHURCH for pete's sake. AND this is my NEW ORGAN..Stop it or I will have to ..........................
get the girls posse together and use our squirt guns. Everything was broken up and then..........
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get the girls posse together and use our squirt guns. Everything was broken up and then..........
In marched, right up the center aisle of the church no other than............
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turned to her left and came face to face with Joe. "What are you doing here" demanded Phyllis. Joe responded "I want 2BNTV!" "Well, that could be arranged" whispered Phyllis, "but first you must...............
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turned to her left and came face to face with Joe. "What are you doing here" demanded Phyllis. Joe responded "I want 2BNTV!" "Well, that could be arranged" whispered Phyllis, "but first you must...............
..clean up all this water in the Church on the Square as the snake shakers are coming in to prove their faith in God by dancing with some pygmy rattlesnakes. Pygmy rattlesnakes says Joe....
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turned to her left and came face to face with Joe. "What are you doing here" demanded Phyllis. Joe responded "I want 2BNTV!" "Well, that could be arranged" whispered Phyllis, "but first you must...............
pay me for all the advice I had given you. I said, how much do you want?
P replied.............
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..clean up all this water in the Church on the Square as the snake shakers are coming in to prove their faith in God by dancing with some pygmy rattlesnakes. Pygmy rattlesnakes says Joe....
...is that all you got!!! Real snake charmers need some decent sized snakes.
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...is that all you got!!! Real snake charmers need some decent sized snakes.
In addition, Joe said, I'm outta here. I hate snakes. You got the wrong person but I will recommend Bill, who will leave a trail of popcorn out of here. Then Bill will......
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pay me for all the advice I had given you. I said, how much do you want?
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...enough to buy a decent sized golf cart with all the doo-dads. To which I replied....
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...enough to buy a decent sized golf cart with all the doo-dads. To which I replied....
what kind of doo-dads are you going to want. I want all the bells and whistles so Pooh will know I'm coming for a visit when am several blocks away so she be able to run out of the other side of her house to.......
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In addition, Joe said, I'm outta here. I hate snakes. You got the wrong person but I will recommend Bill, who will leave a trail of popcorn out of here. Then Bill will......
sing his favorite song which starts out..

Oh I came from old Ohio with my popcorn on my knee

And I found that the Villages.............
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