...had to make sure he beat Bill-n-Brillo to the concession stand before Ed bought out all the fresh popcorn. Bill-n-Brillo, however,....

...went... nah na-nah na-nah-nah, I already bought up all the pop-corn. Bill then...

...got a refund for his Rialto Theater ticket and headed on over to the Barnstorm Theater to eat up all their popcorn. He met BillytheKid there and....

....and they had a shoot-out...pop, pop, pop, pop,...with their popcorn shooters. Thankfully, no one was hurt. But the food-police showed up and wanted to know if.....

...that was real butter in the popcorn and whether or not the chili was from Texas or New York City. New YORK Cityyyy???? Said Villages PL. Chili from New York City?? That's like.....

......that's like....terrible. New York City Chili is probably made with extra virgin olive oil instead of saturated animal fat or trans fat. No trans fat? Then they started popping the food-police....pop...pop...pop...pop....with their popcorn shooters. The food police then slipped on the butter and fell down. So the shooters, Billy The Kid and Ed, decided they had better.....

...Get out of town, pronto. The trouble is they could not find a horse or any other animals to ride in Brownswood even though it is supposed to be a replica of a cowtown. The steers were all bronze as were the horses. No dogs were large enough as no Great Danes were available and where oh where did the Buffalo roam??? So, Ed wrangled a gopher tortoise for each foot and each hand while Billy the Kid got really crazy and hopped on an alligator instead of the 4 gopher tortoises. K9Lover interjected....

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This is rediculous! You can't get out of town "pronto" on gophers 'n' gators! So K9 said, "Hold on, I'm calling a cab for you guys." Luckily, there was a cab just around the corner. They got in quickly and.....

...managed to elude the cops on bicycles (a new measure put on by the Wildwood police in Brownwood) but were unfortunately stopped by a group of TOTVers doing the 5th Annual Village Freeze. Samhass would not budge from her frozen position neither would KathieI. They took of in the cab into a field....

...... "A Field of Dreams". Boy, isn't this where they made a movie about baseball? I'm surprised it's still here. Well, the food Police will never think of looking for us here. They paid the cab driver $2,000 and gave him a $200 dollar tip, and the cab took off. Then they wondered.......

....where is Shoeless Joe Jackson?? Someone built it but he did not come. Skyguy pitched in with his opinion....

by saying.... "Don't take wooden nickels!" They then tossed his butt out the front gate and into the street where he.....

...managed to get up and run from a berzerk White Sox fan while also wishing everyone "Happy New Year!" The nutjob White Sox fan calmed down while P distracted her with an offered White Sox baseball cap. K9Lovers then added....

...."There are eight maids trying to milk those buffalo. What are they-- nuts??? Those are male buffalo". Tal then got an idea.....