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Taltarzac725 01-18-2013 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by 2BNTV (Post 611231)
head.... You think it's cold in TV? You should come visit me in CT where the temps are single digit. Bill chimed in, you don't know what cold is unless you live off of lake Erie and the wind is howling with the wind chill facor makes it 37 degrees below 0. This is paradise compared to that, although I might feel different if I lived here a few years. Bill caught several fish and he decided that.......

...he would try some popcorn whitefish. Any ol' excuse for popcorn! :mmmm:

"Whitefish?" asked Tal. "I seem to recall them serving that at Middlebrook dorm on the University of Minnesota Campus. They have that in Lake Erie?"

Bill-n-Brillo replied....

"I'd rather have some Alaskan pollock popcorn fish." Mrs. Paul's | Crunchy Popcorn Fish | Premium Frozen Seafood

Skyguy commented that "you can get Alaskan pollock at almost every fast food store in and out of the Villages. BK, Micky-Ds, Wendy's, etc. seem to all serve this fish."

Graciegirl changed the subject....

Villages PL 01-19-2013 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 611367)
...he would try some popcorn whitefish. Any ol' excuse for popcorn! :mmmm:

"Whitefish?" asked Tal. "I seem to recall them serving that at Middlebrook dorm on the University of Minnesota Campus. They have that in Lake Erie?"

Bill-n-Brillo replied....

"I'd rather have some Alaskan pollock popcorn fish." Mrs. Paul's | Crunchy Popcorn Fish | Premium Frozen Seafood

Skyguy commented that "you can get Alaskan pollock at almost every fast food store in and out of the Villages. BK, Micky-Ds, Wendy's, etc. seem to all serve this fish."

Graciegirl changed the subject....

....she wants to know what our "signs" are. She said, "I know Villages PL is a Taurus, but what about the rest of you?" She wants to know because.....

skyguy79 01-19-2013 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Villages PL (Post 611705)
....she wants to know what our "signs" are. She said, "I know Villages PL is a Taurus, but what about the rest of you?" She wants to know because.....

she heard that skyguy was either a stop sign or a yeald sign and she was hoping to find out the truth. So as Gracie waited for the rest to post their signs........

Taltarzac725 01-19-2013 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Villages PL (Post 611705)
....she wants to know what our "signs" are. She said, "I know Villages PL is a Taurus, but what about the rest of you?" She wants to know because.....

..she was born in the Age of Aquarius.

kittygilchrist 01-25-2013 12:45 PM

but her sign was Virgo, which always embarrassed her. She couldn't remember the last time she had..

2BNTV 01-25-2013 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by kittygilchrist (Post 615014)
but her sign was Virgo, which always embarrassed her. She couldn't remember the last time she had..

seen a Scorpio. Gracie wanted to read their palm and determine if they had a tall dark hansome stranger in their future. Pturner said she was a Scorpio but she was already married and not interested. Gracie the pondered what to do next and........

skyguy79 01-25-2013 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by 2BNTV (Post 615035)
seen a Scorpio. Gracie wanted to read their palm and determine if they had a tall dark hansome stranger in their future. Pturner said she was a Scorpio but she was already married and not interested. Gracie the pondered what to do next and........

and she decided to go see a Witch Doctor and asked him what do.

♫ And Then The Witch Doctor, He Told her what to do! He said that...
Ooh eeh ooh ah-ah, ting tang walla-walla-bing-bang
Ooh-eeh ooh-ah-ah, ting-tang-walla-walla-bing-bang ♫

Gracie then paid the Witch Doctor, left and.....

Taltarzac725 01-25-2013 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 615042)
and she decided to go see a Witch Doctor and asked him what do.

♫ And Then The Witch Doctor, He Told her what to do! He said that...
Ooh eeh ooh ah-ah, ting tang walla-walla-bing-bang
Ooh-eeh ooh-ah-ah, ting-tang-walla-walla-bing-bang ♫

Gracie then paid the Witch Doctor, left and.....

...bought a ticket on Amtrak to Walla Walla to buy some Bang Bang Shrimp at their version of Bonefish Grill.

Villages PL 01-25-2013 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 615042)
and she decided to go see a Witch Doctor and asked him what do.

♫ And Then The Witch Doctor, He Told her what to do! He said that...
Ooh eeh ooh ah-ah, ting tang walla-walla-bing-bang
Ooh-eeh ooh-ah-ah, ting-tang-walla-walla-bing-bang ♫

Gracie then paid the Witch Doctor, left and.....

.....vowed never to go back. She thought she had paid too much money to someone who was neither a witch nor a doctor. He was just a second-rate ting-tang singer. She said, "I'll give him walla-walla.....

2BNTV 01-25-2013 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 615042)
and she decided to go see a Witch Doctor and asked him what do.

♫ And Then The Witch Doctor, He Told her what to do! He said that...
Ooh eeh ooh ah-ah, ting tang walla-walla-bing-bang
Ooh-eeh ooh-ah-ah, ting-tang-walla-walla-bing-bang ♫

Gracie then paid the Witch Doctor, left and.....

then ran into skyguy who irically was humming the same tune. Gracie then wailed arggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!! and went to KathieI house to learn how to do the Carolina Shag dance that is sweeping TV. After getting the hang of it she............

Villages PL 01-25-2013 02:08 PM

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Skyguy: Gracie then paid the Witch Doctor and......

.....vowed never to go back. She thought she had paid too much money to someone who was neither a witch nor a doctor. He was just a second-rate ting-tang singer. She said, "I'll give him walla-walla.....

2BNTV 01-25-2013 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Villages PL (Post 615059)
.....vowed never to go back. She thought she had paid too much money to someone who was neither a witch nor a doctor. He was just a second-rate ting-tang singer. She said, "I'll give him walla-walla.....

bang, bang......... what a minute..... that didn't come out right. :D

Gracie after learning the Carolina Shag decided to go home to teach it to sweetie but he wasn't there. She Gracie was teaching it to her cats and they actually where doing it right. It was time for supper so Gracie made......

Villages PL 01-25-2013 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by 2BNTV (Post 615066)
bang, bang......... what a minute..... that didn't come out right. :D

Gracie after learning the Carolina Shag decided to go home to teach it to sweetie but he wasn't there. She Gracie was teaching it to her cats and they actually where doing it right. It was time for supper so Gracie made......

....cat-soup....er....soup for the cats. Then for herself and sweetie she made a healthy dish consisting of.....

Taltarzac725 01-25-2013 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Villages PL (Post 615079)
....cat-soup....er....soup for the cats. Then for herself and sweetie she made a healthy dish consisting of.....

Cincinnati Skyline Chili which soon had their stomachs and digestive tracts going Walla Walla ding dong tally.... Cincinnati Skyline Chili Recipe - Allrecipes.com Fortunately, there was a CVS Pharmacist intern a few door's down who heard their intestinal distress and....

kittygilchrist 01-25-2013 05:44 PM

ran away from home, unable to bear the fumes of his neighbors' foul digestion. Sprinting top speed, the gas mask on his face flopping, there was only one thought in his mind...


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