.... like many on this board. But lately there's been a problem with the wheels on her welcome wagon and the wagon is in the shop for repairs. I think it has something to do with needing new brakes and alignment. So, in the mean time she is......

borrowing Villages Pl cart but on the condition she will only hand out healthy food, ( Villages Pl believes in doing healthful things), because twinkies are not good for anyone. As she continued on her merry way, an alligator started running towards the cart so Gracie.....

...using VPL's spanking brand new million dollar motor home as her welcome wagon inviting not only TOTV'ers in but anyone who has a resident's ID card including temporaries. When done Gracie will pay VPL $10 bucks to go toward the cleanup of the motor home's entrance steps and...

...empty the waste disposal tanks but hopefully not with the same way as Clark Griswold's relative in Chevy Chase's Christmas Vacation--in the storm drains. http://youtu.be/LSqb4e8mUd4

Graciegirl also volunteers to.....

Homecoming Queen for the first TOTV parade and dinner dance. Joining her will be the King Tal who will give the commencement speech that will contain the following topics.........

Tal has so many topics on which he could converse fluently because Tal is one smart guy but this time he will talk on the subject of

Blooming where you are planted. He will discuss finding friends who make you comfortable and gathering them frequently to share food and fun and to laugh uproareously. (did I spell that right?)

After the speech Tal and his motor home group drove over to see the site where the new shopping mall may be someday. Mrs. Skyguy, (Eileen) said she hoped that there would be stores that sold.........................

Lawn ornaments but she would have to check her deed restrictions to see if they are allowed. Skyguy, her husband wished they would open a yogurt store so he could sample a different flavor everyday and not worry about gaining weight.

2B chimed in that he wished they would open an exercise type gym so he could lose all the weight he needed to and.........

...fit into his 1970s Disco clothes. He really missed those days dancing to Donna Summer's music. He could give John Travolta a run for his Saturday Night Fever money. http://youtu.be/Yu8z1DIMe9Q Skyguy adds....

That 2B would have to lose a ton of weight to fit into 70's clothes. BTW - 2B thinks he would look funny as that style never came back into vogue. polyesther suits EWWWWWWW. 2B went to find the singles group as they were having a dance that night and ran into........

...ChaChaCha who upon seeing 2B was having second thoughts about.... KathieI was also party crashing because she likes dances so much. While Tal was....

Over in the corner consulting his thesaurus in order to come up with clever yet abstruse posts. KathieI grabbed his arm to pull him to the dance floor, causing him to spill his Night Train Special wine all over his thesaurus. This caused Tal to become agitated and he announced to everyone that, henceforth he would........

buy, and start using the almost 4000 page Oxford Historical Thesaurus so he could become even more abstruse. Oxford University Press: Historical Thesaurus of the Oxford English Dictionary: Christian Kay. 2B then said....

"What the h e double hockey sticks does abstruse mean?" But at that exact moment the door flew open and in walked, no danced, none other than Mikeandnancy. Okay, shrieked Mike, "I want a Tom and Jerry and I want it right now!" Shaumburger, who was serving the festive beverage, while taken aback, replied nonetheless that she would.......

...have to talk to some Cheeseheads while praying for her beloved Bears on what to add into a Tom and Jerry. http://www.nytimes.com/2012/12/12/di...rink.html?_r=0 A huge Bear fan then said....

we get the Lions today and I hope they don't have their claws out. 2B said I don't know what abstruse means but after watching the Shawshank Redemption. I know what obtuse means. 2B then decided to go to the movies at The Rialto theater to see Lincoln and while there, he ran into Ed who was boasting about becoming a sage, (whatever that means), and Ed.......