"A big cat dispatched every ferocious gecko handily. It just kept laughing merrily, never one paw quit ripping, sawing, tearing, utilizing voracious wild x-rated yowling zeal."
and so was every letter of the alphabet set free for the next short story....

The end?????

Not yet.
 

A bowel challenged Deacon eventually finds going hastily into jingoistic K-9 lingo may not open potties quixotically rustically spaced throughout undeveloped verandas while X-rated yells zealously antagonize Baptist Christians deservedly.

Whereupon, Taltarzac was awarded the coveted
30 Letter Alphabet Soup Award :eclipsee_gold_cup:
and 2BN, not to be sidetracked by such nonsense, had meanwhile established a non-profit corporation, 2BNTVPTARO,
(2 be in the villages parade traffic association, riots optional,) :MOJE_whot: and then he...

...went to Disneyworld! :MOJE_whot::MOJE_whot::MOJE_whot: To see a parade and avoid Nemo. "Where's Nemo?" asked Skyguy. Kitty replied....

with a dazed look, "I don't know. I've riden through A Small World 22 times and he isn't there"...so...

she continued "and I also check in the Haunted Mansion and was so scared that I caca dans mon pantalon and got out of there real quick." After Kitty....

finally listened to 2BN saying there was a submarine ride actually named for Nemo, she donned her scuba gear, and marched toward it proudly with the parade patriots to the beat of drums by Sky, Barefoot, and Tal, while 2BN waved a banner for 2BNTVPTARO, which banner had cost a fortune as non-profits go, because he was certain the media exposure would be excellent for his cause of Villages parades, until....

...the Pirates of the Caribbean walk up from the bottom of the river and...

yo-hoed everybody they could! Then...

...gave them very wet candy and....

joined the Parade Traffic Association Riots Optional (PTARO) parade and forced Mickey, Minnie, 3 Pigs, and Cinderella to march with them at swordpoint, with Barefoot taking snapshots and making notes to publish in the Daily Sun. A shadow crossed her camera lens and she glanced upward to see overhead....

....Dumbo who unfortunately was coming in for a crash landing because he had a group of fleas in his ear. Tal could not believe his eyes and said that he never believed that elephants could fly to which 2B added....

nothing, why? WE INTERRUPT THIS STORY WITH A NEWS FLASH! 2BN lives in Connecticut which was inundated by 30 inches of snow. He is OK and has power, but has difficulty opening his front door and his car is apparently past its eyeballs in snow.
He will gladly continue leading the Disney parade as soon as he can hire a Human Torch to release him from the great white prison.

Meanwhile, the blizzard will be around for a long time and 2B lamented you don't have to shovel sunshine in TV. However, 2B will lead the parade at Disney as soon as her can get to the airport, Airport!!! Sky chimed in, what airport!!! There are no planes flying out of the Northeast for several days and then it will be too late for the parade paticipates that includes........

Kitty, Tal, Skyguy and gracie, among others. It should be nice because....

...there's no P in Disney World. :a040:

Tal wonders why they named a storm after a Disney character? Nemo?