pet rock powered by jumper cables attached to an antique kite. Anyway, everyone dug into the....

...pasta and decided to watch Frankenweenie one more time to see how to correctly set up the kite and the pet rock so as to bring it to life. Tal angerly added "You cannot bring a pet rock back to life, it never lived in the first place." Villages PL said that was something that could be brought back from the dead....

if only they ate right. Vitamins and nutrients are important to one's health.
This started a discussion that.........

...was very heated because of Graciegirl's love of....

her sweetie. Everyone stopped in their tracks, looked at Graciegirl in puzzlement thinking... {What's her love of her sweetie have to do with this silly novel} ...while scratching their heads. The first one to speak up and comment was....

.....Villages PL: He understood the connection between Gracie's sweetie, pet rocks and nutrition. It seems that Gracie's sweetie was a research scientist who was the first to discover how to bring pet rocks back to life by way of nutrition. So, this is why she is proud of her sweetie and therefore she vows to never ever......

leave him. That wold be the unthinkable. speaking of unthinkable, what was that guy doing drriving his golf cart into the WOB display case at Brownwood. The driver got out and a crowd formed to........

harvest the alligator, which was a welcome addition to the pasta. As if by magic, the Gator Club pulled up in their orange and blue golf carts and circled them right there in the street. The air was tense. 2Bn, Taltarzac and Skyguy formed a huddle...

...Tal asked 2BNTV to yell out "Hey, it's Tim Tebow wearing a John 3:16 tattoo!" so that they could make a get away with the gator and pasta. This worked, but....

then 2B asked Tal "Why did you ask me to do the yelling? Can't you yell for yourself?" Then the two started yelling at each other, back and forth while skyguy just stood there and laughed! Eventually, .............

...the gator pasta got very cold and....

the gator got hot and decided to take a bite out of skyguy who laughing hysterically until he felt the bite and let out a howl. The gator then was on his way back to lake Sumter, (there no p in Sumter), according to Gracie and the Sumter word police headed by Russ Boston. Russ was working at the hospital when.........

the Gator Club realized the Tebow sighting was a ruse, but that a gator resurrected from a pasta dish was a sacred event. Kitty, decked in orange and blue from head to toe and led them to the lake with a miner's light to shine for the gator in the dark. The word police, led by Chief 2B, set off to investigate rumors whether there was a partridge risen from a petri dish and headed to the lake....

meanwhile, back at the hospital...

2B was having his leg checked for an infection. They decided to cut it off but they cut-off the wrong leg. 2B was going to sue the hospiatl but he didn't have a leg to stand on. :jester: 2B thought he might sue the developer as he had more mone than GOD but that was out of the question. He then went down to Lake Sumpter to steal his boat errrrrrr yacht. 2B needed help and he enlisted the aid of..........

Captain Blackbeard, but got side tracked when the environmental authorities insisted he get the "P" out of Lake Sumpter that he just put into it, so it can once again be called Lake Sumter as it should. 2B responded by telling the "P" police that they could......

stop acting so P-culiar and being so full of hiss and vinegar and quit bossing people around, after all, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go.

Just then there was a a clamor because someone spotted a group of ladies wearing...............

see-through speedos and that made 2B catch the first flight to TV just to get a glimps of...

...not going there. Dennis Weaver's doppelganger, though, was spotted at the Lighthouse singing....

"My Wy" and very badly at that. Dennis decided to go to R.J Gtors for karake and spotted ssmith who gave a rousing performance, He also noticed several people had too much to drink and were playng beer pong. They decided to drive home but......

...their golf cart had a flat. Kitty's gator brigade was also closing in on them. Russ Boston suggested that they wrap the gator around the tire and use that. Skyguy however.....

said that the tire was only flat on one side and that the gator wasn't needed! After having Skyguy committed, they decided to consult with Fumar and see if he had any ideas on how to start a dog pulled wagon and see if....

he had enough Purina Diet, (found under the thread, "they won't let me shop there anymore" by Whalen), dog food but he discovered he only cat food. Fumar, a cat lover? Heavens to mergatroid said Snaggle Puss who exited stage left. Kermit the frog jumped into the cart with Miss Piggy and floored the gas cart and they hit a bump and went flying into......

Lake Sumter Sales Center without a P. Miss Piggy, hanging from the chandelier squealed, "If I don't get some help here there will be P all over the place!" Kermit had crashed headlong in the piano and his entire green being reverberated from...

...tension. Lee Child had been talking about getting a sixth house, this one in the Villages. He had to explain what Tom Cruise was doing playing Jack Reacher to the sales people at Lake Sumter Sales Center. Gary Morse had been seeing to Mr. Child personally and....

wanted Lee Child to write a book about his views on how TV was expanded. When Lee asked Gary about the IRS issue, Gary said nobody knows how that is going to be resolved and walked away only to run into...........

Kermit and Miss Piggy wigging out to the piano music at LS Sales Center. They were getting as low as a frog and pig can go, when the Gator Brigade burst through the doors...

and stopped in their tracks as Kermit was in the middle of singing, "It's not Easy Being Green". Since the Gator Brudgade was green, they are started crying and there was a lot of water on the floor so the Gator Bridgade decided to.......

start singing their version of "It's not Easy Being Green with Sharp Teeth in a Big Mouth." Hearing them, Kermit started turning green with envy but, no one noticed the change of color. Now after the gator concert....

everybody walked outside singing kumbaya when all of a sudden, the gators started eating the orange chairs that were stolen from Shea Stadium as the Met fans had no use for them but........

the word police raided the place based on rumors that kumbaya might have been sung in only two languages. Confusion reigned as the police grunted miranda rights at the ravenous gators whose powerful jaws were crunching orange metal...skyguy stepped in the middle of melee and proclaimed, "I deny having been paid to say this by Doritos sponsors of the Super bowl regarding chrunching orange, and furthermore..."

we will not pay any damages. Everyone decided to go to Kitty's house for the Super Bowl party but Kitty reminded everyone she didn't own a home in TV yet!!!!! Yikes, said skyguy and then graciously offered his home, (with a pool), to everyone. Sky said he would provide the food, (pasta only) and 2B the drinks and Kitty offered to give free dancing lesson as she saw some endzone dancing that left a lot to be desired, (similar to Elaine on Seinfeld). The noise was loud so the police were summoned and...........

....they joined the party after Skyguy opened up some of his bags of Doritos from other countries from his very extensive collection. Doritos Taco (Japan) The pooches in the neighborhood though had other ideas....

until they found out that Tal had brought several sticks of pepperoni to the party. The dogs then said the heck with Skyguys Doritos and growled at Tal until they intimidated him in giving up the pepperoni after they drove him back until he fell into the freezing pool. After Tal climbed out looking like a wet noodle, he....

helped by Kitty as she gave him towels to dry off. when the peperoni was gone, 2B stepped out to buy some supersad with sharp tasting provolone cheese, portugese bread, (where did he buy that?), and washed it down with cold beer. When everyone was feeling alright, they started to throw people into the pool causing Kitty to run out of towels. Kitty said the party was over and everyone jumped into their golf carts and......

...put the "P" back in Lake Sumpter! Which, of course, brought out the word police and....

accompanied by the p-p-police, they arrested all the p-p-people but had to release them when they failed to find the whoosegow... and besides it was time for their dinner break. The p-p-people then thanked them by offering to send them to lunch at Athens. When they got to the Orlando Airport to catch their flight to Greece, customs turned them away and they returned to TV, angry and swearing to.....

P whenever possible. Posting prolifically on TOTV the police pulled people from practically every pillar and post to put on a primarily public parade at the polo place.

The no p policy in Lake sumter was pi**ing off people who potically polluted the water. This prompted politicians to promote proven policies provided the police and.paraders who.......

...promptly proceeded politely to put off parade promotions until paid professionally. PTurner replied....