...the gator pasta got very cold and....

the gator got hot and decided to take a bite out of skyguy who laughing hysterically until he felt the bite and let out a howl. The gator then was on his way back to lake Sumter, (there no p in Sumter), according to Gracie and the Sumter word police headed by Russ Boston. Russ was working at the hospital when.........

the Gator Club realized the Tebow sighting was a ruse, but that a gator resurrected from a pasta dish was a sacred event. Kitty, decked in orange and blue from head to toe and led them to the lake with a miner's light to shine for the gator in the dark. The word police, led by Chief 2B, set off to investigate rumors whether there was a partridge risen from a petri dish and headed to the lake....

meanwhile, back at the hospital...

2B was having his leg checked for an infection. They decided to cut it off but they cut-off the wrong leg. 2B was going to sue the hospiatl but he didn't have a leg to stand on. :jester: 2B thought he might sue the developer as he had more mone than GOD but that was out of the question. He then went down to Lake Sumpter to steal his boat errrrrrr yacht. 2B needed help and he enlisted the aid of..........

Captain Blackbeard, but got side tracked when the environmental authorities insisted he get the "P" out of Lake Sumpter that he just put into it, so it can once again be called Lake Sumter as it should. 2B responded by telling the "P" police that they could......

stop acting so P-culiar and being so full of hiss and vinegar and quit bossing people around, after all, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go.

Just then there was a a clamor because someone spotted a group of ladies wearing...............

see-through speedos and that made 2B catch the first flight to TV just to get a glimps of...

...not going there. Dennis Weaver's doppelganger, though, was spotted at the Lighthouse singing....

"My Wy" and very badly at that. Dennis decided to go to R.J Gtors for karake and spotted ssmith who gave a rousing performance, He also noticed several people had too much to drink and were playng beer pong. They decided to drive home but......

...their golf cart had a flat. Kitty's gator brigade was also closing in on them. Russ Boston suggested that they wrap the gator around the tire and use that. Skyguy however.....

said that the tire was only flat on one side and that the gator wasn't needed! After having Skyguy committed, they decided to consult with Fumar and see if he had any ideas on how to start a dog pulled wagon and see if....

he had enough Purina Diet, (found under the thread, "they won't let me shop there anymore" by Whalen), dog food but he discovered he only cat food. Fumar, a cat lover? Heavens to mergatroid said Snaggle Puss who exited stage left. Kermit the frog jumped into the cart with Miss Piggy and floored the gas cart and they hit a bump and went flying into......

Lake Sumter Sales Center without a P. Miss Piggy, hanging from the chandelier squealed, "If I don't get some help here there will be P all over the place!" Kermit had crashed headlong in the piano and his entire green being reverberated from...

...tension. Lee Child had been talking about getting a sixth house, this one in the Villages. He had to explain what Tom Cruise was doing playing Jack Reacher to the sales people at Lake Sumter Sales Center. Gary Morse had been seeing to Mr. Child personally and....