without saying nary a word, 2BNTV transformed immediately into a 1AMSU. Well out of no where this one eyed, three eared being appeared and began placing...

traps to see if he can catch Jim007 so he can...

...see if James Bond really gets all the girls. VillagesPL added....

two and two and took Bond's job as 004.

Now that Bond could retire, he headed for TV to go cougar hunting. Upon arrival, he saw there were many women but very few cougars. He ran into KetelOne who said he experience was...........

...quite different. Cougars were just as common as coyotes in the Villages except that they were a whole lot more fun. And, they usually would not run off with your pet unless you wound up marrying them and losing pet custody after the divorce.

Tal interjected. "Was not this thread about gifts for Valentine's Day?" Graciegirl started up....

and decided to send "Valentine Day" cards to all TOTV members but Sweetie said, that costs too much money so she pared down the list to the top 100 favorites.

Who are the top 100 was the question that skyguy wanted to know as he......

was one of them and wanted to know who the rest were. Of course 2BNTV got jealous, but it was not because he did or did not receive one, but that he had to share the same first name with skyguy. 2BNTV said that if he had to....

share the same name, he wanted to go out to have a pasta dinner. Sky said he was game but don't shoot him.... They started to discuss plans and what they going to eat but Eileen said Sky couldn't have what he wanted as there were too many calories and the fun begain to start with.......

a pasta fight breaking out, and when when 2B Joe got plastered in the puss with a handful of messy noodles, he.....

starting crying... he certainly wasn't built for a pasta fight or any other fight for that matter. Then the fight stopped so they could clean themselves off and then another fight started with cheesecake being thrown and skyguy was hit but he didn't mind as he ate the cheesecake off his face. The evreyone was sliiping and sliding all over the floor and.........

the three stooges walked in asking "How come we weren't told about the fight?" Suddenly everyone stopped, looked at them for a few seconds, then everyone took aim at them. Unfortunately, Admin walked in at that moment and got smacked with a cake in the kisser with one of the cakes that missed Moe. Admin then, with cake in his face,.....

said. Just to think I was going to pay for all of this but now, I'm not. With that, three stooges, (aka 2B, skyguy and Bill), decided to stage a dance contest with ...........

...Rockinronda, KathieI, Graciegirl doing the line dance. First the Three Stooges had to get washed off by Graciegirl and her posse. Samhass commented....

that if this is going to turn into a wet T-shirt contest, then I'm....