U.S Grant complete with a drink in his hand. he wanted to be in character, 2B wanted to come as Lincoln but he is height challenged so he asked Bill of Bill-n-Brillo who is tall and was a majestic figure. Lincoln told everyone that popcorn was popular back in the sixties errrr 1860, and then wanted to give a speech but was interrupted by Grant because........

...Grant was quite drunk as he had no war to plan. Truman that tough-as-nails practical President came into the room. Graciegirl was in fine character as FDR's successor even if it meant a little cross-dressing. 2B came as the remarkable Garfield who was a huge loss to the country. RichieLion played Reagan of course. Nixon came stomping in and....

starting cussing up a storm when Gracie interrupted him by saying, "that's not very presidential". Nixon stopped as per Gracie's admonishment, (she wasn't a schoolteacher for nothing), and FDR chimed in that it was time for coctails. They had a ouple of drinks that was to be followed with dinner. It's a good thing that everyone was not hungry as the cook in FDR's White House was known to be terrible and serve food that was barely edible so the group........

...was directed by the Morses to their special dining section of Red Sauce-- beyond the green door and upstairs---where they could get dishes sent over from any restaurant in the Villages. Nixon wanted to tape the whole affair for posterity but....

No one was interested in Nixon's posterity. There was one bag of popcorn and Gracie asked who wants it 2b or not 2b........

...that is the question. Horatio. I digress. Kennedy started hitting on all the waitresses; while FDR was trying to unionize them. In came Teddy Roosevelt saying "Bully!" and....

tried yet again to take US Grant's drink away from him. But Grant kept insisting he was sober saying "I'mm knot srunk, no surree, no knot mee!" But Fumer, who happened to be watching, jumped in and...

asked Grant if he thought was room was turning on it's axis. Grant said axis, that's a different war. FDR said that's my war and proceeded to tell stories that enraptured the audience. Fumar then drove Grant home in his car, (Grant didn't notice he was in a car as he passed out), and the rest of the presidents.........

picked Grant up, put him back in his tomb and they all danced the Irish Jig on top of the tomb! Meanwhile, back on the farm....

On the Eleventh Day of Christmas-- 11 pipers piping.
 

...some of the pipes had burst from all the party favors stupidly flushed down the toilets by a drunken reveller. Eleven pipers arrived and began fixing the plumbing when....

an alligator started coming out of the toilet. Everybody panicked and ran out the door. Figmo Bohica was coming down the street to see what all the commotion was about and had his firearm with him. They wanted him to shoot the alligator but being a responsible gun owner he ..........

...said that one's too small for my wall so I am not going to shoot it. That famous dog (Westie) rescuer from the Villages-- TOTV's own GatorGus-- offered to wrestle it and put it in a pond when.....

The alligator went through the cack door to the pond. after all ghat excitement, all the pipers decided to go to Evans Prairie for a couple of drinks to relax. While waiting at a table, the waitress......

started to bump and grind and the manager ran over and yelled at her that this is NOT this kind of play, then fired her. Eventually....

...the waitress bought up Speckled Butterbean's old spot --after working at Ocala's Body Shots for a few years-- and created a 4 star restaurant that put Evans Prairie to shame. She even has a tradition of bringing in eleven Scottish bagpipers piping on January 4.

Back to our plumber pipers and the gator. GatorGus has rescued the gator and got it into Lake Sumter with the help of the eleven pipers. But, his dog Bounce, seeking revenge on gators....