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2BNTV 12-26-2012 06:56 PM

is that Fumar the Great who really love dogs contrary to his posts that would lead one to believe he hates dogs. Fumar then gave an impromptu speech on the dangers of dog poop to.........

skyguy79 12-26-2012 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by 2BNTV (Post 599950)
is that Fumar the Great who really love dogs contrary to his posts that would lead one to believe he hates dogs. Fumar then gave an impromptu speech on the dangers of dog poop to.........

everybody and warned if he finds poop on his lawn again that he's going to put it into a brown lunch bag then take it to the perp's house, place it on the front porch then take a match and light it, ring the doorbell then run as fast as he can to a spot behind a tree and....

Taltarzac725 12-26-2012 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 599976)
everybody and warned if he finds poop on his lawn again that he's going to put it into a brown lunch bag then take it to the perp's house, place it on the front porch then take a match and light it, ring the doorbell then run as fast as he can to a spot behind a tree and....

...hopes that no neighborhood Great Dane, Mastiff, German Shepard, or even a Chihuahua sees, smells or hears him hiding behind the tree with the scent of dog poop still emanating from him. They'd probably have to make their territory by peeing on that tree along with the Great Fumar. Rockinronda appears again to save the day....

Taltarzac725 12-27-2012 07:11 AM

Bump.

skyguy79 12-27-2012 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 600062)
Bump.

her head then in a daze start singing... ♫ I'm here to save the day, I'm here to save the day, I'm here to save the day.... ♫ Her hero Tal then placed her in his golf cart and wisked her off to The Villages Hospital where.....

Taltarzac725 12-27-2012 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 600077)
her head then in a daze start singing... ♫ I'm here to save the day, I'm here to save the day, I'm here to save the day.... ♫ Her hero Tal then placed her in his golf cart and wisked her off to The Villages Hospital where.....

...she waited a few hours for a physician to see her and found out her headache had gone away. On the 4th Day Of Christmas though, she learned....

skyguy79 12-27-2012 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 600095)
...she waited a few hours for a physician to see her and found out her headache had gone away. On the 4th Day Of Christmas though, she learned....

...that Tal came back to pick her up!:duck:So since they were so close to Spanish Springs they decided to....

2BNTV 12-27-2012 08:52 AM

go and dance but the dance floor was crowded so they went to.......

skyguy79 12-27-2012 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by 2BNTV (Post 600114)
go and dance but the dance floor was crowded so they went to.......

Lake Sumter Landing, but the dance floor was crowded there too. So they....

Taltarzac725 12-27-2012 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 600129)
Lake Sumter Landing, but the dance floor was crowded there too. So they....

...tried Paddock Square but were distracted while trying to count the hoofprints in the cement floor. Tal had watched Monk episodes too many times looking for 224s and had picked up Monk's Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder. http://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topic...cd/index.shtml KathieI, however, came to their rescue and....

2BNTV 12-27-2012 10:59 AM

gathered a gang of singles to go out and paint the town red. While they were out and about, they decided to stop for something to eat but there were no palces open. It got to be early in the morning so the night owls had to go.......

Taltarzac725 12-27-2012 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by 2BNTV (Post 600174)
gathered a gang of singles to go out and paint the town red. While they were out and about, they decided to stop for something to eat but there were no palces open. It got to be early in the morning so the night owls had to go.......

....visit Donna and other spirit TOTVers at the witching hours here in the Villages. They did find a small place near a hotel in Lady Lake that was still open. Coffee all around KathieI ordered, but Tal chirped in that he could no longer drink caffeine because it kept him up all night. Well, what do you think you are doing at 5 a.m. then, asked KathieI. P then came in.....

2BNTV 12-27-2012 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 600245)
....visit Donna and other spirit TOTVers at the witching hours here in the Villages. They did find a small place near a hotel in Lady Lake that was still open. Coffee all around KathieI ordered, but Tal chirped in that he could no longer drink caffeine because it kept him up all night. Well, what do you think you are doing at 5 a.m. then, asked KathieI. P then came in.....

and said, I got a good night rest while the night owls laughed and said they hadn't been to bed yet. They didn't want to admit it but at 8 AM, they were tired and wanted to go home. One of the revelers went home and found her parents awake. She didn't want them to know that she had been out all night so she walked in and said, nice mass wasn't it. They grumbled they hadn't been to church and she went to bed and........

Taltarzac725 12-27-2012 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by 2BNTV (Post 600257)
and said, I got a good night rest while the night owls laughed and said they hadn't been to bed yet. They didn't want to admit it but at 8 AM, they were tired and wanted to go home. One of the revelers went home and found her parents awake. She didn't want them to know that she had been out all night so she walked in and said, nice mass wasn't it. They grumbled they hadn't been to church and she went to bed and........

...unfortunately for her found two anoles in her bed. Her cat had dragged them in from the lanai and then slept with them under her covers keeping these presents for her Mistress nice and warm and bloody under the sheets. The reveler sounded like the horse owner from the scene in the Godfather when the movie producer found his prize thoroughbred's head under the sheets.

She was heard mumbling "I know I should not lie about attending Mass" as her parents had her Baker Acted because of her nervous breakdown from these dead anoles.

Meanwhile, the revelers who did not lie to their parents got some good sleep until....

2BNTV 12-27-2012 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 600302)
...unfortunately for her found two anoles in her bed. Her cat had dragged them in from the lanai and then slept with them under her covers keeping these presents for her Mistress nice and warm and bloody under the sheets. The reveler sounded like the horse owner from the scene in the Godfather when the movie producer found his prize thoroughbred's head under the sheets.

She was heard mumbling "I know I should not lie about attending Mass" as her parents had her Baker Acted because of her nervous breakdown from these dead anoles.

Meanwhile, the revelers who did not lie to their parents got some good sleep until....

A van came by blasting music. Everyone call "community watch" to complain and they tracked down the van who was driven by.......


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