Originally Posted by 2BNTV (Post 607298)

he gave him the bird. These birds of this type of a feather do no flock together. Two wrong don't make a right so they went their separate ways.
Afte arriving at The Lighthouse, pturner was standing in line and the waiter said, y'all need to have reservation. P said. since when have y'all been taking reservations and whipped out her squirt gun and threatened to water down the waiter with his menus in hand and...........

Originally Posted by ugotme (Post 607329)

He then said "Boy Howdy, I have your reservation right here - DON"T SHOOT!" he then proceeded to . . .

Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 607379)

guide them to their aquatable in the no p lake. The water, err.. waiter that is, came back about 5 minutes later but they floated away and wound up at the....

Originally Posted by 2BNTV (Post 607392)

basin. Boy what a ride they exclaimed. They check the lake for P and there was no pee in the lake. P as in Turner decided to plot a Gone With The Wind type revenge so she rounded up the girls posse and........

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 607451)

....nabbed a huge amount of spaghetti from Red Sauce (without the sauce please) and draped it lovingly over the water (no waiter's) golf cart. "That's doing it the Italian way" claimed Graciegirl. P then....

Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 607488)

scratched her head wondering what went wrong. Suddenly the light bulb went on and she screemed......

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 607845)

...that's a huge waste of good spaghetti. What were we thinking! The Red Sauce bulldog comes out of his cubby hole and....

Originally Posted by ugotme (Post 607915)

says "Fuhgedaboudit" look what you are doing with my spaghetti. What a waste, I could have . . .

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 607918)

"...ate it all with liver and some fava beans and a nice chianti." Tal says "Dog, you watch way too many movies." Fumar adds....

Originally Posted by 2BNTV (Post 608293)

"what were you thinking?" A bulldog and fava beans is a deadly gaseous mix as anyone who owns a bulldod knows. The bulldog let ouit a bomb and cleared the area quickly as no one could tolerate the odor so they left and went to.......

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 608300)

...Doggie Doo Run Run (DDRR) so that the bulldog could let out some gas. While at DDRR they met Barefoot and Fireboy who....

Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 608305)

brought Fumar so he could run and frolic with the poochies until.......

Originally Posted by 2BNTV (Post 608312)

the bulldog bombed away and cleared DDDR. Fumar and Barefoot agreed we have a major problem on our hands. Fumar asked that no one light a match but a candle in a church to remedy this situation. Fireboy decided to be proactive and went to Publx to buy all tha fava beans. While there, he ran into.....