[senior citizen]

I just wanted to share this. It’s good to be able to start the day with a laugh.

A man died and went to heaven. He saw a huge wall of clocks behind St. Peter.

“Why all the clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?"

"That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, she never told a lie."

"Where’s Casey Anthony’s clock?" asked the man.

"Her clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan,"

[Villages PL]

Did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstering machine? It was a really bad accident but, thankfully, he's completely recovered now.