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Old 02-26-2016, 03:45 PM
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Please be generous!!!

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington ,
DC . Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations."

How much is everyone giving, on an average?, the driver asks.

The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."
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Please be generous!!!

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington ,
DC . Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations."

How much is everyone giving, on an average?, the driver asks.

The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."
sick humor, grow up.
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I liked it.
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He's here all week.


Good one Two-bee.
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Good one Two-bee.
Beautiful. Reminds me of Rodney Dangerfield.
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Beautiful. Reminds me of Rodney Dangerfield.
Ah common' Rodney got much more respect than Congress does now.
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Old 02-27-2016, 06:18 AM
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Ah common' Rodney got much more respect than Congress does now.
I was respectfully speaking of the joke teller....not the contents of the humor. I would love to see a joke posted each day.
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I was respectfully speaking of the joke teller....not the contents of the humor. I would love to see a joke posted each day.
So add topic. Joke of the day. Might lightened up the day after reading
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