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This joke is interchangable for the husband and or wife:

Two friends are talking:

Friend 1: "Our fifth anniversary is coming up".

Friend 2; Are you going to do something special for your wife?

Friend 1: I'm taking her to Italy.

Friend 2: You don't do something like that on your fifth anniversary. You do something like that on your twenty-fifth anniversary.

Friend 1: On our twenty-fifth anniversary, I am bringing her back.