[Taltarzac725]

What is celibacy? Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.
While attending a Marriage Weekend, my wife and I listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."
He then addressed the men, “Can you men name and describe your wife's favorite flower?”
I leaned over, touched my wife's hand gently, and whispered, “Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?”
And thus began my life of celibacy...

[Ecuadog]

Sure. Now you tell me.

[Two Bills]

Good one Tal.
I had a similar near death experience over the color of my wife's eyes.
I thought I was going to qualify as a full time member of 'The Kennel Club!

[JMintzer]

Originally Posted by Two Bills

Good one Tal.
I had a similar near death experience over the color of my wife's eyes.
I thought I was going to qualify as a full time member of 'The Kennel Club!

"Bloodshot" wasn't the right answer?

[fdpaq0580]

Apparently, " glow red in the dark " isn't correct either.

[ThirdOfFive]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

What is celibacy? Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.
While attending a Marriage Weekend, my wife and I listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."
He then addressed the men, “Can you men name and describe your wife's favorite flower?”
I leaned over, touched my wife's hand gently, and whispered, “Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?”
And thus began my life of celibacy...

Good one.

My wife claims that any woman can keep any man happy by following three simple rules:

1. Good food,
2. good sex, and
3 don't b!tch too much.

My wife is a wise woman.

[chrissy2231]

Originally Posted by ThirdOfFive

Good one.

My wife claims that any woman can keep any man happy by following three simple rules:

1. Good food,
2. good sex, and
3 don't b!tch too much.

My wife is a wise woman.

I add, don't try to change mate!

[buster21]

Emmylou said it best. “ No man is master to me, I ain’t that kind.”
This post is sad and DATED.

[Veiragirl]

Originally Posted by ThirdOfFive

Good one.

My wife claims that any woman can keep any man happy by following three simple rules:

1. Good food,
2. good sex, and
3 don't b!tch too much.

My wife is a wise woman.

I add a 4th...access to husbands credit card

[bark4me]

You found yourself a unicorn ������

[Drdoug49]

happy wife, happy life. lol

[retiredguy123]

A wife is standing naked in front of a full length mirror in the bedroom. She says to her husband, "Honey, I'm old, fat, and ugly. I really need a complement". The husbands says, "Well, your eyesight is darn near perfect".

[DonnaNi4os]

🤣🌸🥐

[Two Bills]

Originally Posted by retiredguy123

A wife is standing naked in front of a full length mirror in the bedroom. She says to her husband, "Honey, I'm old, fat, and ugly. I really need a complement". The husbands says, "Well, your eyesight is darn near perfect".

All these jokes are being taken from my life and my "10 Worst Answers" book!

[PugMom]

Originally Posted by Veiragirl

I add a 4th...access to husbands credit card

YES! we can over to Bealls, leave the hubbies in the small rec area for men, with sofas & tv, then head for the sale aisles! weeee!