[KayakerNC]

“Hello, You have reached the ‘Men’s Help Line.’
My name is Bob. How can I you?”

“Hi BOB, I really need your advice on a serious problem.

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been
cheating on me. You know, just the usual signs; The phone
rings and when I answer, the caller hangs up. Plus, she goes
out with ‘the girls’ a lot. I usually try to stay awake to look
out for her when she comes home, but I always fall asleep.

Anyway, lastnight about midnight, I woke
up and she was not home. So I hid in
the garage behind my boat and waited for her.

When she came home, she got out of someone’s
car, buttoning her blouse, then she took her
panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment, while crouched behind
the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the
outboard motor mounting bracket.

Is that something I can weld, or do
I need to replace the whole bracket?”

[DonH57]

LOL. Very good.