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Old 08-24-2015, 08:11 PM
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> For all you golfers!
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> I came home from the golf course today.* The wife had left a note on
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> "IT'S NOT WORKING, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.* GONE TO STAY WITH MY MOTHER."
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> I opened the fridge, the light came on, and the beer was cold...
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> What the hell is she talking about?
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Old 08-24-2015, 08:29 PM
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Haaa!!! Well played.

I love the "Wistah" to explain Worcester….not sure which is funnier.
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Well played indeed sir!
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Haaa!!! Well played.



I love the "Wistah" to explain Worcester….not sure which is funnier.

We have Glostah, Hahvad, pahk, Cuba =cuber, tuner=tunah, tuna=tuner,

My favorite is lobstah. Give it a rest. Ayuh Ayuh.

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Old 08-24-2015, 09:58 PM
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We have Glostah, Hahvad, pahk, Cuba =cuber, tuner=tunah, tuna=tuner,

My favorite is lobstah. Give it a rest. Ayuh Ayuh.

If you are not from MA or ME and don't understand, don't ask.
What about Wicked ****ah? My name's Mahk & I pahk my cah in the yahd auright!
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What about Wicked ****ah? My name's Mahk & I pahk my cah in the yahd auright!

That was a wicked cool comment!
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