Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties, and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties, and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, 'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst... my wife came home with no panties!! 'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card stuck to her butt that said...'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.' '' (I am not identifying the ladies involved. I promised.)
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![]() ![]() ![]() Muncle, this is truly hysterical, LMAO!! Please tell me you were kidding and its not a true story!
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Muncle, I'm still laughing hysterically. Since I don't remember that night, too many breezers, which one was I? Be careful now, you don't want to make B3 upset with you, do you?
1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl Kathie :redface: :redface:
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Bronx ♫ Los Angeles ♫ Hadley, Sept. 08 and then the beautiful village of Mallory Square 2014 ♫ A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." ![]() (For those who know me) I consider ON TIME to be when I get there..... |
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Hysterical! Scared my cats off the bed. Thanks for a great laugh.
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As usual, I have copied your material and sent it on to my list of friends as my own.
Gratefully yours, GracieGirl
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