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Old 05-19-2008, 06:24 PM
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Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties, and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties, and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The
next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally
sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, 'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst... my wife came home with no panties!!

'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a
card stuck to her butt that said...'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.' ''

(I am not identifying the ladies involved. I promised.)
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Old 05-19-2008, 07:26 PM
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Muncle, this is truly hysterical, LMAO!!

Please tell me you were kidding and its not a true story!
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Old 05-20-2008, 12:24 AM
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Muncle, I'm still laughing hysterically. Since I don't remember that night, too many breezers, which one was I? Be careful now, you don't want to make B3 upset with you, do you?

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Hysterical! Scared my cats off the bed. Thanks for a great laugh.
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As usual, I have copied your material and sent it on to my list of friends as my own.

Gratefully yours,

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