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Marshmellows: noun
regular marshmallows mixed with a bunch of pot gummies (only available in legal states, of course)
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Shadrack, n. Fish boobs.
Meshack, n. My house.
Abedwego, n. Bedtime.
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Gastropube, n. A curly hair found in bar food.
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Densa....A simpl test fer the edjukashnely chalunjed.

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Bragshow, n.: a loud, tedious display by a bloviator who makes others wish they could buy him for what he is worth and then sell him for what he thinks he is worth.

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Fibergass, n. A lumpy fart.
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Clark Grable...Has gender realignment, but legs only worth $50.00

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Transomit, n. Part left over after sex reassignment surgery.
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Gastronomical : adjective: gastrəˈnämək(ə)l

An extremely large disruption of the stomach, resulting in shaking and tremors expelled from the mammal's orifice(s).
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Vermincelli, n. Pasta with weevils.
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Fart;n A butt blowing a kiss.
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Fartunate --- A person who is lucky enough NOT to get on the same elevator with a guy who ate beans for breakfast.

Masshole --- An ass from Mass.

Rankenstein --- A terrible smelling Halloween monster.

Slidewalk --- An ice covered strip of concrete.
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