[Trayderjoe]

My wife and I were shopping and came across a t-shirt which we both knew that I HAD to have, although I can't wear it to work. The message was: "Sarcasm is the body's natural defense against stupidity". If you knew me, you would know how apropo this is for me.

Do any of you have favorite messages either on t-shirts/sweatshirts which you own and have seen? Perhaps we can collect a bunch of shareable quotes!

[kittygilchrist]

rock on, I earned that tee after 30 years of social work, but I'm trying to live in a Small World after All, Somewhere over the rainbow...
my tee says
kiss a lover, dance a measure, find your name and buried treasure.
best to you!
Kitty

[the square]

My favorite tee shirt saying is "sweat is fat crying"

[rayschic]

Originally Posted by Trayderjoe

My wife and I were shopping and came across a t-shirt which we both knew that I HAD to have, although I can't wear it to work. The message was: "Sarcasm is the body's natural defense against stupidity". If you knew me, you would know how apropo this is for me.

Do any of you have favorite messages either on t-shirts/sweatshirts which you own and have seen? Perhaps we can collect a bunch of shareable quotes!

I just saw one recently that you would have liked. It said

Member Of The National Sarcasm Society
Like we need your support.

[kagney123]

I passed a seriously looking gentleman with a t-shirt it read;
"Sometimes, I wake up Grouchy" I passed him and looked back it read; "And sometimes I let her sleep"

[Lbmb24101]

In Publix at Colony Plaza here at TV , we sawa car sticker that read

I AM SPENDING MY CHILDREN's inheritance....

[skyguy79]

Sarcasm Available Upon Request!

[pooh]

"STRESS IS CAUSED
BY GIVING A ________"

(Insert the expletive of your choice....)

[ilovetv]

A favorite I've seen:

"For total stress relief: Resign from your position as General Manager of the Universe."

[LittleDog]

This was not on a tshirt but on a coffee mug that my brother gave to my sister. It said "Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an XXXhole" It cracked me up. Hope it gets past the censors.

John

[Jim 9922]

Printed upside down on a T-shirt:
Caution, Blonde At Work

[Ecuadog]

"It's not pretty being easy."

[Trayderjoe]

Originally Posted by rayschic

I just saw one recently that you would have liked. It said

Member Of The National Sarcasm Society
Like we need your support.

I love it! Thanks for sharing!

[lovsthosebigdogs]

My favorite T shirt says "Dogaholic, What's One More?" And for greyhound rescue- "One by one, we can make a difference"
If you knew me you'd know that I'm all about the dogs.

[redwitch]

Mine comes from the 60s. Two vultures sitting on a tree branch in the desert. One says to the other, "Patience my ass, I'm going out and killing something!"