FBI Job Opening

FBI job opening

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background

checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two

men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men

to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you

will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. "Inside

the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . . . Kill her!!'

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The

agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'


The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went

into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with

tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said,

"You don't have what it takes. Take your wife home.'



Finally, it was the woman's turn.. She was given the same instructions,

to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were

heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the

walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and

there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. 'This gun is

loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to beat him to death with the chair.'



MORAL: Women are crazy. Don't mess with the