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My attractive female neighbor is completely paranoid.

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Old 01-19-2018, 07:22 PM
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Default My attractive female neighbor is completely paranoid.
She thinks I'm following or even stalking her, she is worried that I may be obsessed with her and any time she hears a noise in her house she is...purified? Oh, wait: petrified. Sorry, it's not easy reading a diary through binoculars from a tree.
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Old 01-19-2018, 11:02 PM
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what makes you think he's not serious
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what makes you think he's not serious
I was in that tree alone.
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She thinks I'm following or even stalking her, she is worried that I may be obsessed with her and any time she hears a noise in her house she is...purified? Oh, wait: petrified. Sorry, it's not easy reading a diary through binoculars from a tree.


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