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Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed
at night. So I went to a shrink and told him.

'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody
under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'

'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to
me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.'

'How much do you charge?'

'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.

I'll sleep on it,' I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. ' Why didn't you ever
come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.

'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful
lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved
all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'

'Is that so! With an attitude he asked . . . and how, may I ask, did a
bartender cure you?'

'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! -
Ain't nobody under there now ! ! !

SCREW THOSE SHRINKS! GO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BARTENDER!