[MMC24]

You may not know it, but I have been very busy over the last 2 years
putting my thoughts and ideas together in a book. I am very proud of the
results and to assist with the marketing, I am asking friends and family
to help me out.

I believe my new book on GOLF gives the reader valuable playing tips and
insider information that I have gained through my years of struggle and
experience. I'm hopeful you find this a useful tool to help you enjoy
your game that much more as you enjoy the great outdoors.

The cost is only $9.95 and can be ordered by simply replying to this
email. *_Don't wait until they're all gone._*

Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt

Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough, when You Hit a Titelist
from the Tee

Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker

Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance off the Shank

Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger

Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings

Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management

Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.

Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round

Chapter 10- When Does A Divot become classified as Sod

Chapter 11 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the
Water

Chapter 12 - Why your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th...

Chapter 13 - Using Curse words Creatively to Control Ball Flight

Chapter 14 - When to Let a Foursome Play through Your Twosome

Chapter 15 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting five off the Tee

Chapter 16 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent

Chapter 17 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt

Chapter 18 - When to Regrip Your Ball Retriever

Chapter 19- Throwing Your Clubs: An Effective Stress-Reduction Technique

Chapter 20 - Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?

Chapter 21 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer from the Cart Girl
and give her a $3 Tip, but will balk at $4.50 at the 19th Hole and Stiff
the Bartender.

Thanking you in advance for your order. *_please send CASH no checks or
credit cards will be accepted._* HURRY THERE IS A LIMITED SUPPLY I AM
SURE YOU ALL WANT A 1^st EDITION .