[CFrance]

A husband Archer and wife Courtney are playing golf on a weekend.
They are on the eighth hole when Courtney suddenly slips and falls into place. [Ed: Being new golfer, I don't know what this means!]

“Help me love,” Courtney groans to Archer.

So the husband calls nine-one-one on his cell phone, talks for a minute, then he picks up his lofter and lines up his shot.
Courtney uses all her strength to raise her head off the pitch and stares at him as she gasps, “I sprained my foot here and you’re still playing?”

“Don’t worry, honey,” says the husband calmly, “they found a doctor on the second hole and he’s coming to help you.
“Well, how long will it take for him to get here?” Courtney asks feebly.

“Oh no time at all,” says Archer. “Everybody’s already agreed to let him play through.”

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Originally Posted by CFrance

A husband Archer and wife Courtney are playing golf on a weekend.
They are on the eighth hole when Courtney suddenly slips and falls into place. [Ed: Being new golfer, I don't know what this means!]

“Help me love,” Courtney groans to Archer.

So the husband calls nine-one-one on his cell phone, talks for a minute, then he picks up his lofter and lines up his shot.
Courtney uses all her strength to raise her head off the pitch and stares at him as she gasps, “I sprained my foot here and you’re still playing?”

“Don’t worry, honey,” says the husband calmly, “they found a doctor on the second hole and he’s coming to help you.
“Well, how long will it take for him to get here?” Courtney asks feebly.

“Oh no time at all,” says Archer. “Everybody’s already agreed to let him play through.”

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