[ijusluvit]

I'm 36 years old, single, and have recently taken a position with the golf course management corporation operating in The Villages, Florida. My friends back in California say I'm a friendly outgoing guy and they kid me about being a 'George Clooney' look-alike. Frankly, one of the reasons I took this six-month consultancy was that I'm a little on the shy side, and it was a chance to get away from all the parties and other distractions for a while.

The other evening I visited one of The Villages landmarks, a place called Katie Belles, and from the moment I sat down at a little corner table I couldn't help but notice how much fun everyone seemed to be having. I was quietly nursing my beer when a woman came over and asked if she could join me. She had such a friendly smile and was already seating herself when I said "Sure!"

She asked what brought me to The Villages, and soon we were describing ourselves to each other. I'd say she was about 60 but certainly looked and acted much younger. We had a couple of drinks and the more we talked the more fascinated I became with her. She told me she was also single, with one daughter. I started to think about what this very lovely, vivacious woman's daughter must be like. I hoped it didn't show, but I could feel myself becoming more and more interested.

Then suddenly she put her hand on my arm and asked, "have you ever had a "Sportsman's Double?" "No" I said. "What is it?" "It's a mother-daughter threesome" she coyly replied. "Oh." I was sure she could see I was getting a little nervous, but she just laughed, took my hand and said " Let's go."

We drove down a number of quiet streets and then into the driveway of an impressive home. She led me into a lovely foyer, through a gorgeous living room, then toward the bedrooms. She flipped on a light and said "Mom, are you still up?"

[GMONEY]

I thought I was on Talk of the Villages, I some how must of gotten misdirected to the Penthouse Fourm. Hold up let me take a double read here.......

Take a deep breath, pinch yourself and wake up now!!!!!!!!!!!

[linko38]

Sooooooooooo Funny! Scared me for a minute!

[lasvegas]

Funny Funny Funny