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Old 08-24-2018, 09:38 AM
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Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their famous hits with new lyrics to accommodate their fans who are now seniors.

They include:

Herman's Hermits --- “Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker”

Ringo Starr --- “I Get By With a Little Help From Depends”

The Bee Gees --- “How Can You Mend a Broken Hip”

Johnny Nash --- “I Can't See Clearly Now”

Paul Simon --- “Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver”

The Commodores --- “Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom”

Procol Harem --- “A Whiter Shade of Hair”

Leo Sayer --- “You Make Me Feel Like Napping”

The Temptations --- “Papa's Got a Kidney Stone”

Abba --- “Denture Queen”

Tony Orlando --- “Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall”

Helen Reddy --- “I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore”

Leslie Gore --- “It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To”

And Last but NOT least

Willie Nelson --- “On the Commode Again”
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Old 08-24-2018, 09:57 AM
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Very funny but too true
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