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Old 04-02-2023, 07:52 AM
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Do they have a name for it yet?
I heard on April 1st that the new "village" name was going to be done by popular vote of homeowners.

How about "Village of Speedos?"
Any others?
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The conditions of the course might be better than what we now have here. Won't have so much to take care of.
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April Fool!!!
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Today The Villages has announced the latest new village to be constructed in the southern area. It will be built entirely on the median of the Florida turnpike. Exciting features will include 24/7 golf cart access to the Okahumpka Service Plaza with KFC, Wendy’s and Dunkin’ and Tesla EV chargers. The rec center will have snow cone machines enabling residents to pelt passing 18 wheelers with snow balls. The executive golf course will feature longer holes with narrow fairways and no doglegs. A unique golf cart elevator will be constructed at the Bexley bridge providing connectivity to the rest of the Southern Oaks area. Watch for further updates in the Daily Sun and Goldwingnut videos.
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Old 04-02-2023, 08:23 AM
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Today The Villages has announced the latest new village to be constructed in the southern area. It will be built entirely on the median of the Florida turnpike. Exciting features will include 24/7 golf cart access to the Okahumpka Service Plaza with KFC, Wendy’s and Dunkin’ and Tesla EV chargers. The rec center will have snow cone machines enabling residents to pelt passing 18 wheelers with snow balls. The executive golf course will feature longer holes with narrow fairways and no doglegs. A unique golf cart elevator will be constructed at the Bexley bridge providing connectivity to the rest of the Southern Oaks area. Watch for further updates in the Daily Sun and Goldwingnut videos.
That's great news. Does that mean I can grab a "Light & Sweet" from DD via the 4th Fairway at Southern Oaks? Ohhhh yeahhhh
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Old 04-02-2023, 09:12 AM
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That’s funny
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Will I be able to hear turnpike noise? Will TV construct a noise canceling wall for me if I do?
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Sounds like an April Fool''s joke...
You don't suppose...
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April fools Day.
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Do they have a name for it yet?
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When the turnpike is widened to 8 lanes and they will be adding a golf cart lane but I'm not going to be the first.
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I heard there is another Village soon to be constructed down by the Coleman Prison… called Prison View! Lots available soon.
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You forgot to mention there will be a Costco built on this site.
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Today The Villages has announced the latest new village to be constructed in the southern area. It will be built entirely on the median of the Florida turnpike. Exciting features will include 24/7 golf cart access to the Okahumpka Service Plaza with KFC, Wendy’s and Dunkin’ and Tesla EV chargers. The rec center will have snow cone machines enabling residents to pelt passing 18 wheelers with snow balls. The executive golf course will feature longer holes with narrow fairways and no doglegs. A unique golf cart elevator will be constructed at the Bexley bridge providing connectivity to the rest of the Southern Oaks area. Watch for further updates in the Daily Sun and Goldwingnut videos.
Sounds like a plan, leave it to the Villages to be innovative and unique ! Love it ! It's good a platform such as this brings us serious questions to ponder, as well as smiles !

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Old 04-03-2023, 06:20 AM
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I see you are in Vermont. That’s not exactly the high rent district on the Monopoly Board! What’s going on up that way today? Is it hug My Moose Day at your Pool or Recreation Center?
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