[Rich Iwaszko]

The COPS Program will celebrate its 2nd year anniversary with a Surf and Turf dinner at Ricardo’s on Monday. The meal, payed for thru ticket collections, will feature Maryland Crab cakes and Giant Shrimp Cocktail for appetizers. The entree will be a Bacon Wrapped Petite Filet Mignon with a 1 lb. Lobster Tail, Garlic Red Bliss Mashed Potatoes, and Asparagus wrapped in prosciutto. The dessert will be a Baked Alaska. There will be a non alcoholic open bar as many will be bringing their golf cars to the dinner.

The remainder of the ticket funds will be used to upgrade(Speed up) our vehicles
with artificial intelligence tracking devices and to mount siren lights on them. Uniforms will be upgraded and new Official Helmets will be purchased.

The final remainder of funds will be used to add a wing onto the high school dedicated to golf car driver safety. It has been a fruitful 2 years.

At this time we would like to share our data on speeders:

1. All Yamaha Golf Cars Speed
2. All Golf Cars with Seat Belts Speed
3. All drivers smoking a cigar or who wear driving gloves, speed
4. Non Yamaha Golf Cars that are red, yellow, black, silver, grey, white, orange,
Green, Multi-Colored or chartreuse, speed.
5. Oddly enough, the only golf car that doesn’t speed is a navy blue Club Car.

We want to take this opportunity to thank our Civilians on patrol helping to make the pathways safer for all. We will continue this program of safety and our ticket goal for 2024 is to build a 3,000 sq. foot building in Eastport to house our equipment and offices. Given the amount of speeders in the Villages we think this is an achievable goal.

Remember our motto: If they are flying, they will soon be crying. Stay Safe out there and your return home will be less expensive.
S. Gonsalez.

[Kenswing]

Originally Posted by Rich Iwaszko

The COPS Program will celebrate its 2nd year anniversary with a Surf and Turf dinner at Ricardo’s on Monday. The meal, payed for thru ticket collections, will feature Maryland Crab cakes and Giant Shrimp Cocktail for appetizers. The entree will be a Bacon Wrapped Petite Filet Mignon with a 1 lb. Lobster Tail, Garlic Red Bliss Mashed Potatoes, and Asparagus wrapped in prosciutto. The dessert will be a Baked Alaska. There will be a non alcoholic open bar as many will be bringing their golf cars to the dinner.

The remainder of the ticket funds will be used to upgrade(Speed up) our vehicles
with artificial intelligence tracking devices and to mount siren lights on them. Uniforms will be upgraded and new Official Helmets will be purchased.

The final remainder of funds will be used to add a wing onto the high school dedicated to golf car driver safety. It has been a fruitful 2 years.

At this time we would like to share our data on speeders:

1. All Yamaha Golf Cars Speed
2. All Golf Cars with Seat Belts Speed
3. All drivers smoking a cigar or who wear driving gloves, speed
4. Non Yamaha Golf Cars that are red, yellow, black, silver, grey, white, orange,
Green, Multi-Colored or chartreuse, speed.
5. Oddly enough, the only golf car that doesn’t speed is a navy blue Club Car.

We want to take this opportunity to thank our Civilians on patrol helping to make the pathways safer for all. We will continue this program of safety and our ticket goal for 2024 is to build a 3,000 sq. foot building in Eastport to house our equipment and offices. Given the amount of speeders in the Villages we think this is an achievable goal.

Remember our motto: If they are flying, they will soon be crying. Stay Safe out there and your return home will be less expensive.
S. Gonsalez.

Come on. April Fools isn’t until tomorrow.

[Two Bills]

Originally Posted by Kenswing

Come on. April Fools isn’t until tomorrow.

It's April 1st. somewhere in the world.

[Stu from NYC]

Cheating to post this a day early

[Taltarzac725]

You almost had me....

[McClendons]

Easy to tell it was a joke. If it had been real, at least 75% of the funds would have been used for frivolous things like steak dinners........

[Shipping up to Boston]

Yamaha shaming!
TV 911

[shut the front door]

This must be a memory test since this was posted (almost verbatim) a couple years ago.

[Shipping up to Boston]

Originally Posted by shut the front door

This must be a memory test since this was posted (almost verbatim) a couple years ago.

Aged well!

[Stu from NYC]

Originally Posted by shut the front door

This must be a memory test since this was posted (almost verbatim) a couple years ago.

Suspect only a handful of posters would have remembered.

[Mleeja]

I was feeling good about myself because I drive a dark blue Club Car!

[AMB444]

I kinda believed you until you said "non-alcoholic open bar".

[Taltarzac725]

I do not recall this post from years ago but the great list of food is kind of a giveaway.

[Caymus]

The title reminded me of a Police Academy Sequel - "Citizens on Patrol.

[JayemKing]

The sad thing about this post is that some people here would love to see TV turned into a police state where there was gestapo on every corner writing tickets.