[Ralphy]

Taxiing down the tarmac, the 747 abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After a two hour delay, it finally took off.

Barry, a worried passenger asked the steward, 'What was the problem?'

'The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine', explained the flight attendant, 'and it took us a while to find a new pilot.'

[PennBF]

If someone wants to follow the problems regarding planes a good start is the website "FAA.Gov". You can get a wealth of knowledge of accidents, etc. It will also make the ones afraid of flying see how few serious problems there are when flying.

[Boomer]

I want a private jet piloted by Sully.