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Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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02-03-2018, 03:38 PM
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Not PC but I hope not offensive
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. Makes everything better and I can go to work. You try." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house." |
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02-03-2018, 04:25 PM
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Ouch! Funny, though.
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02-03-2018, 04:30 PM
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Quote:
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02-03-2018, 04:46 PM
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Good one.
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02-03-2018, 05:22 PM
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Heard that one before but it is still good.
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02-03-2018, 07:23 PM
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An oldie but a goodie!
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