Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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While shopping in the grocery store, two nuns happened to walk past the beer cooler
![]() The second replied, “It would indeed, Sister… but I’d feel uncomfortable buying beer. I’m sure it would cause a scene at the checkout.” The first nun smiled and said, “I can handle that.” She grabbed a six-pack and marched to the register. The cashier looked stunned as the two nuns stepped up with the beer. “We use it to wash our hair,” the nun said with a straight face. “It’s a sort of shampoo.” Without missing a beat, the cashier reached under the counter, tossed in a pack of pretzel sticks, and said, “The curlers are on the house.”
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