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kittygilchrist 01-31-2014 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted by CarolSells (Post 821345)
Ah, yes, chowder, I was trying to eat my chowder at a restaurant the other evening (the one at Brownwood with the name that rhymes with Witty Hire) when a couple came inside to the hostess podium. They were either looking for a table for dinner or a place to board the dog she was carrying. They turned and walked out which was great because it saved me from lodging a complaint. I'm starting a twelve step group for
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kittygilchrist 01-31-2014 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Lovey2 (Post 821834)
Had a frayed knot on my warms ups...got it stuck in the pantry drawer looking for pests, but still can't find my glasses. What ARE these flashers.....
Doing in my hot tub?

Lovey2 01-31-2014 07:29 PM
and swinging from my palm trees?? Don't they know not to feed the birds...and bees...

Nlnicholson 01-31-2014 07:43 PM
So, they left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group playing romantic music.

kittygilchrist 01-31-2014 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Nlnicholson (Post 821869)
So, they left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group playing romantic music.
Susanne parked her new Ram hemi, taking up two spaces...and walked in to the bistro, a little irritated that the rain puddles could not be avoided. She looked down at her black, studded cowboy boots.

Nlnicholson 01-31-2014 08:04 PM
Thinking that she shoulda worn a hat. One that wouldn't make her

graciegirl 01-31-2014 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Nlnicholson (Post 821885)
Thinking that she shoulda worn a hat. One that wouldn't make her


look like Dale Evans, but she jumped over a puddle and thought of how her dog hadn't had a new dress in months, that made her remember that....

Barefoot 02-01-2014 02:44 AM
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Originally Posted by graciegirl (Post 821938)
look like Dale Evans, but she jumped over a puddle and thought of how her dog hadn't had a new dress in months, that made her remember that....
The puddle made her remember that she was due for water aerobics with F16. But he couldn't play any music because his knobs had been stolen by .....

Nlnicholson 02-01-2014 04:39 AM
The gang of Citrus Rats and Feral Cats. Isn't there a new band that plays on Thursday down at

CarolSells 02-01-2014 06:42 AM
There"s a new band that plays down at the Hop On In Bar. I was sitting there in my Dale Evans outfit wondering if anyone made flip flops that could pass for cowgirl boots when the entertainment started. Three black bears came out on stage. They had stuff hanging all over their fur and I wondered if they were the bears on the news who had been going through trash. The strangest item was

kittygilchrist 02-01-2014 07:16 AM
the battered blue cowboy hat that the little bear was wearing, backwards. Cute. From behind I could barely read the script on the front of it:
Jesus
Loves Me
Never envied a hat on a bear before but I just had to have that hat, after all it was not stolen really, it was garbage...so..

Nlnicholson 02-01-2014 07:50 AM
When the neighbors threw it in their trash, I waited until it was dark and took the bag from their driveway. Really, it's not stealing, it's more like

TheVillageChicken 02-01-2014 08:10 AM
repurposing. Speaking of porpoises, has anyone ever

jblum315 02-01-2014 08:12 AM
has anyone ever been upset by seeing dolphin on the menu?

Lovey2 02-01-2014 08:15 AM
liberating an item or reassigning ownership. Which reminds me


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